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[00:01:42] Shannon Gust is gonna be live with you

[00:01:44] With Kelly Wentworth after Survivor

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[00:02:15] This is Mess Magnets

[00:02:17] That's right another week

[00:02:19] Another substitute

[00:02:21] Sasha's back on tour as we're always saying

[00:02:24] But that's okay because Tori here is here from Ready to be Petty and Ready to be Romanced

[00:02:30] Tori how about you give the messengers an update on all of your new podcast activities since the last time you've been on

[00:02:37] Thank you, yes, I'm still podcasting over on Ready to be Petty about pop culture, celebrity gossip, reality TV

[00:02:45] But I started a second podcast Ready to be Romanced

[00:02:48] And I'm recapping and reviewing romance novels

[00:02:51] And Kirsten was on a few weeks ago and we covered Book Lovers by Emily Henry

[00:02:55] Such a good book

[00:02:57] It's so funny because I feel like sometimes

[00:02:59] Like I knew it was a good book and I really enjoyed it

[00:03:03] But then you know when you like read a bunch of flops and you're like I didn't know what I had

[00:03:07] When I was reading it

[00:03:09] That's how I feel about Book Lovers

[00:03:11] It's just been like flop central

[00:03:13] And I miss it

[00:03:15] Because what you've read since is like a Tessa Bailey and then the IPL views

[00:03:19] So two of the worst

[00:03:21] Two of the worst things you could be consuming

[00:03:24] Literally and I read in between an offer from a gentleman

[00:03:29] The third Bridgerton book

[00:03:32] And I was like this is why they skipped to season four

[00:03:37] That one I feel like I do like it

[00:03:39] But then

[00:03:41] I'll go back in my brain and be like wait actually no I don't

[00:03:44] I don't like it

[00:03:46] But I think they could have just done

[00:03:48] Like a Benedict season and given him a new story

[00:03:52] Yeah

[00:03:54] Because they were thinking that he was maybe

[00:03:56] Going to be queer and then they just

[00:03:58] Yes but no season for him

[00:04:00] No literally but they actually did say in press

[00:04:02] I think it was yesterday or today

[00:04:04] The Bridgerton producers were talking

[00:04:06] And they said they're going to explore a queer storyline

[00:04:08] In the future

[00:04:10] So maybe that is him again

[00:04:12] I would love to see Sophie be

[00:04:14] Someone else

[00:04:16] No offense to that girly but she was kind of a flop

[00:04:22] Because they're like yeah we get it

[00:04:24] You want to see queer stories

[00:04:26] And we will do that in the future

[00:04:29] But nothing else

[00:04:31] Wait has the new season of Bridgerton

[00:04:33] Come out yet or does it come out like tomorrow

[00:04:35] No next week

[00:04:37] The 16th of May

[00:04:39] Right okay so very soon

[00:04:41] New season of Bridgerton is coming out

[00:04:43] And I'm going to be covering it with

[00:04:45] Some fan faves from R.A.J.P

[00:04:47] Hayley Strong and Angela Bloom

[00:04:51] So get ready for that

[00:04:53] That's beautiful that's going to be so fun

[00:04:55] Okay other than Bridgerton

[00:04:57] Let's talk about

[00:04:59] Some other kind of pop culture

[00:05:01] News that's going on

[00:05:03] So you and I are no stranger

[00:05:05] To Justin Bieber and

[00:05:07] Hayley Bieber we've talked at length

[00:05:09] About them

[00:05:11] They are expecting a baby

[00:05:13] Yeah which is

[00:05:15] I don't know why

[00:05:17] I find it so shocking when

[00:05:19] They've kind of said that this is what

[00:05:21] They have wanted to do for a really long time

[00:05:24] Part of me is like a little bit deviled

[00:05:26] Because and this is where

[00:05:28] People are clicking off because

[00:05:30] This sounds truly

[00:05:32] Delulu like don't worry

[00:05:34] I fully understand that and

[00:05:36] I wish I wasn't about to put this on a public

[00:05:38] Record but

[00:05:40] I always hoped that he would dump

[00:05:42] Her for Selena Gomez

[00:05:44] Listen

[00:05:46] It could be worse because

[00:05:48] Why did I think you were going to say

[00:05:50] Oh now that they're having a baby it's over

[00:05:53] I thought you were going to say

[00:05:55] Oh I wanted to steal him away

[00:05:57] No literally also that

[00:05:59] One of my listeners messaged me

[00:06:01] Today and was like how are you doing with the news

[00:06:03] And I was like not well

[00:06:05] Not well

[00:06:07] And this is where my media literacy

[00:06:09] Is so bad because I feel like a year

[00:06:11] Ago there was rumors that she might

[00:06:13] Be and so I just in my brain

[00:06:15] She's been pregnant this whole time

[00:06:17] Even though that's longer than

[00:06:19] A human woman would be

[00:06:21] I'm like

[00:06:23] I'm like

[00:06:25] I'm like

[00:06:27] I'm like

[00:06:29] Do I really have to do this

[00:06:31] Because it's not

[00:06:33] You know

[00:06:35] I don't know

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[00:06:49] I don't know

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[00:06:54] I'm just like

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[00:06:58] I just I don't think

[00:07:00] Yeah

[00:07:02] I might have to say

[00:07:04] OK

[00:07:05] But yeah

[00:07:07] Not everything

[00:07:09] We talk about

[00:07:10] Definitely

[00:07:12] All over the place

[00:07:14] So

[00:07:16] They know

[00:07:18] We talk about

[00:07:20] So she was in Paris last night for the first show.

[00:07:24] And obviously with the new album coming out, it's been a lot of discussion as to what's

[00:07:29] going to happen with the set list.

[00:07:30] Is she just going to add another set to it?

[00:07:33] What's the situation?

[00:07:34] She cut a lot of songs.

[00:07:37] Yeah.

[00:07:38] And combined the Evermore and Folklore eras so that she could add seven songs from the

[00:07:47] Tortured Poets Department.

[00:07:49] Yeah, she is such a powerhouse performer.

[00:07:53] And I love that she didn't just add them and like, because in some of her songs, like she

[00:08:00] does just kind of like not walk around the stage, but like kind of.

[00:08:06] And so, you know, you kind of think when someone's adding something in that it would kind of

[00:08:11] be half assed, but she went like full out.

[00:08:15] She has new outfits for all the, I think, pretty much every era.

[00:08:23] I think everyone but Rep.

[00:08:26] Yeah, she had an, which is what she said, I will wear one thing and one thing only for

[00:08:31] Rep period.

[00:08:32] So weird.

[00:08:33] She added a new bodysuit for Lover, a new color of blazer for The Man, a new song for the

[00:08:41] Fearless, a new song, a new dress for the Fearless era was like the black and silver

[00:08:46] kind of tassel-y dress.

[00:08:49] Yeah.

[00:08:50] Yeah.

[00:08:51] And she had a new bodysuit for Red and for Midnight, and then a new dress for Evermore

[00:09:00] Folklore and the Surprise set and then a new outfit for 1989, which is so fugly.

[00:09:11] I haven't actually seen the new 1989.

[00:09:13] No, okay.

[00:09:14] It's literally, it's a good like callback to the 1989 tour, but it's like a blue or

[00:09:20] a blue skirt with a pink top and then a blue boot and a pink boot.

[00:09:25] And it just looks like a gender reveal gone wrong.

[00:09:29] Okay, I'm pulling it up.

[00:09:32] I'm looking at it.

[00:09:33] Oh, it should just be one, one color and then she can just switch through the colors.

[00:09:39] It makes no sense.

[00:09:40] Well, that's what all of the 1989 looks have been, different color.

[00:09:45] She could have just had a pink one and like a teal-y one, but okay.

[00:09:50] Yeah.

[00:09:51] She's allowed to do that.

[00:09:54] So okay, the songs that she cut from the setlist for those that are interested, I like it, but

[00:09:59] maybe people are gonna just like dip out of the podcast because they don't care.

[00:10:02] I don't care.

[00:10:03] Listen, we're talking about the Met Gala soon.

[00:10:04] We just wanted to do a little bit before that.

[00:10:07] So she cut out the Archer from the Lover era, Long Live from the Speak Now era, The One

[00:10:15] and The Last Great American Dynasty from Folklore, and Tis the Damn Season and Tolerate It from

[00:10:20] Evermore.

[00:10:21] I cannot believe she cut Tolerate It because I feel like she's like so obsessed with that

[00:10:26] performance.

[00:10:27] She's so obsessed with that one.

[00:10:28] I was shocked by Tolerate It and I was shocked by The One too because that's the only song

[00:10:33] that she lies on top of the Evermore or the Folklore cabin.

[00:10:40] So I was surprised that she cut The One.

[00:10:45] Yeah, I-

[00:10:46] There's enough songs about Maddie Healy on the setlist now so she could cut it.

[00:10:51] Yeah, yeah.

[00:10:52] She got a- she had to get her Maddie Healy songs in.

[00:10:55] Yeah.

[00:10:56] I don't care that Last Great American Dynasty, the Archer and like Long Live.

[00:11:00] I know a lot of people are sad about Long Live but what do you think because you're

[00:11:04] actually going to be seeing the- this setlist.

[00:11:07] Okay, I'm excited.

[00:11:10] The only one I really like care about- like I'm sad that Tis the Damn Season is gone because

[00:11:14] I really like that song.

[00:11:15] I'm an Evermore girly.

[00:11:17] I feel like at the start of this tour she was like, oh, you all said that I hate this

[00:11:21] album but I love this album.

[00:11:23] Well, seems like maybe you hate it, Taylor, because why are you still having like I knew

[00:11:30] you were trouble.

[00:11:31] Oh my God, it kills me so much.

[00:11:33] Okay, this is an argument that I have all the time with people because I'm like, I

[00:11:38] wish she added more deep cuts and people are like, well, a lot of people are there just

[00:11:44] for the like we are never ever getting back together and the style and stuff like that

[00:11:52] songs.

[00:11:53] And I was like, yeah, but I feel like most people that go are like diehard fans.

[00:11:59] So I'm like, no, I think we want the like this would be the tour to do deep cuts.

[00:12:03] Who was waiting for those Ticketmaster codes and paying so much money for tickets and they

[00:12:08] only know like we are never ever getting back together and shake it off.

[00:12:14] Shake it off like cut shake it off.

[00:12:18] But I do think that shake it off is like a fun performance.

[00:12:21] So I can see that as well.

[00:12:22] I think I think seven songs from torture poets department is like a lot.

[00:12:30] And okay, I need to say something mean.

[00:12:32] I think that the set like with like the platform where she's like levitating for me is ugly.

[00:12:40] I think it's so ugly.

[00:12:42] It does not look like she's levitating.

[00:12:43] It looks like she is standing on a platform while it rolls.

[00:12:47] It is not to the level of like cohesiveness you would expect from the rest of the tour.

[00:12:52] I think it looks dumb and I hate her little army jacket.

[00:12:58] Oh, yeah.

[00:12:59] She loves an army jacket.

[00:13:03] She will have any excuse to put on an army jacket.

[00:13:06] It is weird.

[00:13:07] But yeah, I completely agree.

[00:13:09] I was in a meeting because the shows were happening while we were at work on the West Coast of

[00:13:16] Canada.

[00:13:17] Yeah, and I was following along.

[00:13:19] I had like my little phone on TikTok.

[00:13:23] Thank you to the Brazilian, the random Brazilian TikToker that streamed the whole thing.

[00:13:28] But I was in meetings for some of it and couldn't be on it.

[00:13:33] So I was just following along on Twitter.

[00:13:35] I'm such a bad employee.

[00:13:38] And when they said she was levitating, I thought it was like when you know when like Olivia

[00:13:44] Rodrigo does this.

[00:13:45] Yes, in the moon.

[00:13:46] Yes.

[00:13:47] Like when they said levitating, I was like, oh my God, she's like on or like the Speak

[00:13:52] Now balcony like that type of stuff.

[00:13:55] I thought that was happening.

[00:13:56] And then I was like, Oh no, it's like, it's just the box.

[00:14:01] It's a step.

[00:14:02] Yeah, it's a step.

[00:14:03] It's a single step.

[00:14:04] Like, yeah, I just like I thought it was gonna be like, okay, she's gonna be like in a gallows

[00:14:10] and then she's gonna be like floating like, through the air, like on strings over the

[00:14:16] audience like this is gonna be so cool.

[00:14:18] And I saw it and I was like, like, I think you she could afford to do better.

[00:14:23] That's all I'm gonna say.

[00:14:24] I'm sure that it's still an amazing experience to be there.

[00:14:27] I'm super excited to go in November.

[00:14:30] And I'm gonna have fun.

[00:14:32] I need to sort out my outfit soon.

[00:14:34] But yes, yes.

[00:14:35] Send me send me deeds about your outfit.

[00:14:38] Do you know what era you're gonna dress up as?

[00:14:41] I don't know.

[00:14:43] People I when I first got tickets, I like put up a poll and was like, what era should

[00:14:47] I do?

[00:14:48] And everyone was like, you should be doing rep you should be doing rep and I'm like,

[00:14:51] is that too on the nose?

[00:14:54] Rep is like I feel like would be your

[00:14:57] like, I think at like what's in my closet, like, for rep, I could definitely wear all

[00:15:05] black and like leather and like a dark lip.

[00:15:08] Like I could do it.

[00:15:09] But is it?

[00:15:10] Is it too on the nose?

[00:15:12] And then I saw this jacket online that looks a lot like the jacket she wears during the

[00:15:15] midnight set on the tour.

[00:15:17] Oh, I love that.

[00:15:18] And I feel like that's a really fun vibe.

[00:15:21] But it's also gonna be November in Canada.

[00:15:23] So yeah, I don't know.

[00:15:26] I'm a stadium right or is it open?

[00:15:29] They Yeah, I assume that it will be closed.

[00:15:32] It's one of the ones that they can open and can close.

[00:15:34] So right, right.

[00:15:35] I honestly it looked like you were about to do the hot to go dance and I was

[00:15:42] Yeah, I was doing that the other day and my my I'm actually like really bad at it.

[00:15:52] I don't know.

[00:15:53] I started just doing that YMCA but I was doing it and my family was like, what are you doing?

[00:15:59] You little psycho but yeah, love it.

[00:16:03] So straight.

[00:16:04] Yeah, literally, literally.

[00:16:05] Can you just read?

[00:16:06] Should we talk about the songs that she added?

[00:16:10] Okay, yeah.

[00:16:12] So she added from the Torture Pose department.

[00:16:16] But daddy I love him into so high school into who's afraid of little old me into down bad

[00:16:22] into fortnight into the smallest man who ever lived into I can do it with a broken heart.

[00:16:29] Yeah.

[00:16:30] I really am excited to hear more of because I need to look up now all the clips from the

[00:16:37] streams.

[00:16:38] Yeah, I can do the broken heart and fortnight.

[00:16:40] I haven't really seen much of that when I was watching my live stream but I think the

[00:16:48] detail like the piano was very cool.

[00:16:51] And the was it a piano?

[00:16:53] Yeah, I think she's sitting on a piano and then she was like, on a bed at one point and

[00:16:57] then she like faint and gets dressed at one point like there are some interesting things

[00:17:02] that she's doing.

[00:17:03] I think she she did kind of go all all out outside of the levitation.

[00:17:11] I yeah, I like like all of the songs that she added are mostly ones that I gravitate

[00:17:18] to when I'm listening through the only I don't particularly like fortnight but it is the

[00:17:24] lead single so obviously it was going to be in the set.

[00:17:27] The only song that I like love that I wish was there is I really like the black dog.

[00:17:34] Me too.

[00:17:35] And so that would be fun.

[00:17:37] But now I get to like panic all year and hope I get it as a surprise surprise song.

[00:17:43] Totally.

[00:17:44] I also wish she did guilty as sin.

[00:17:46] That's a little too x rated for this tour.

[00:17:51] Right, right.

[00:17:53] That's fair.

[00:17:54] I was shook to my core that she chose so high school.

[00:17:58] And there's actually bleachers and they do the like wave like, whatever that she was

[00:18:03] always doing so high school because she wants to her little you know how to ball I know

[00:18:08] Aristotle.

[00:18:09] Aristotle.

[00:18:10] It's so stupid.

[00:18:11] But you know what?

[00:18:15] I like that song.

[00:18:17] I like the song so high school because I'm a basic bitch.

[00:18:21] Okay.

[00:18:22] Yeah, yeah.

[00:18:23] Same 100%.

[00:18:25] I'm just like, man, Travis made the setlist after like under a year.

[00:18:29] Okay, to be fair, he already made the setlist when she started changing the lyric and karma

[00:18:34] to be the guy on the Chiefs instead of the guy on the screen.

[00:18:38] Yeah, 100%.

[00:18:39] Do you know if he was there in Paris?

[00:18:42] I haven't seen anything about him.

[00:18:45] I assume he's just like still in Vegas.

[00:18:47] Like I just feel like he's probably spent a lot of time there.

[00:18:50] Yeah, he literally does.

[00:18:55] He's always like partying and like, yeah, it's so funny.

[00:18:58] That's so funny.

[00:18:59] Was Travis Kelsey at ERA's tour Paris?

[00:19:04] He was not in scene.

[00:19:07] Yeah, that's what I thought because I think she kept the lyrics the same.

[00:19:12] An article why he missed it.

[00:19:14] Training camp.

[00:19:17] He's currently shooting for a Ryan Murphy series.

[00:19:20] Oh, the grotesque.

[00:19:21] That grotesque.

[00:19:22] Yeah, thing.

[00:19:23] Oh, interesting.

[00:19:25] Okay, well, he's really making his play for celebrity.

[00:19:31] Celebrity-ism?

[00:19:32] I don't know.

[00:19:33] He's famous in every way and it makes sense.

[00:19:40] Like he already had a reality show.

[00:19:42] Yeah.

[00:19:43] He's a pro football player.

[00:19:44] He's not dating.

[00:19:45] He's a podcaster.

[00:19:46] Famous woman in the world.

[00:19:47] He's podcasting.

[00:19:48] He wants every form of media.

[00:19:49] It's good for him.

[00:19:50] Yeah.

[00:19:51] I hate that he's a good podcaster.

[00:19:52] Like, I actually think him and his brother are like, not that they're like preparing

[00:20:02] the outline and lining up guests and like all of that shit like we have to do, but like,

[00:20:08] honestly, like, they're kind of funny.

[00:20:11] They know they are funny and I like it and every once in a while, I'll like see clips

[00:20:17] of their podcast.

[00:20:18] It makes me think like, should me and my sister have a podcast?

[00:20:24] I don't think that would go well.

[00:20:26] I really don't think it would.

[00:20:27] My sister famously doesn't really like podcasts.

[00:20:30] That's so funny.

[00:20:31] And she is always making comments about like, oh, yeah, people think they're so important

[00:20:37] that everyone wants to hear their thoughts on podcast.

[00:20:39] I'm like, hey, shut up.

[00:20:40] You're so rude to me.

[00:20:41] No, but that's so true.

[00:20:44] Like she's right.

[00:20:45] I'm not out here because I think I'm so important and I have the best opinion that needs to

[00:20:52] be said.

[00:20:53] Like, I just I just kind of fell into this.

[00:20:54] I love doing it.

[00:20:55] So yeah, I'm just here to chit chat.

[00:20:59] We're here to yap.

[00:21:02] Yeah, it's yap hour.

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[00:25:33] and the townspeople.

[00:25:38] This is so bad.

[00:25:41] Are protesting.

[00:25:43] And approaching the house, I guess that this, I don't know, person has, this couple has

[00:25:48] influence or something like that.

[00:25:49] Again, take this all with a grain of salt.

[00:25:52] But if they pluck a glass rose from the garden, it sets back time.

[00:26:01] then they like run out of roses to pick and that's the end of the story.

[00:26:06] And time proceeds I guess.

[00:26:08] Time proceeds and the villagers with their pitchforks reach the house.

[00:26:15] Okay, well that is alarming.

[00:26:19] No, literally so alarming.

[00:26:22] The other thing was it's like I feel like most people when you're like seeing the Met Gala theme

[00:26:29] you're just like okay, a garden of time.

[00:26:31] So it's gonna be like a garden and time is involved.

[00:26:34] Like I don't think most people are even thinking of the short story necessarily.

[00:26:38] So it just is like okay well florals for spring groundbreaking is kind of the vibe.

[00:26:44] Yes.

[00:26:45] I've pulled a lot of looks and they're on just slides for us to just react to and talk about.

[00:26:53] They're not really in any particular order of like good or bad or well-known celebrities

[00:26:58] or not well-known celebrities.

[00:27:00] And so I figure that we'll just react and if there's any that we don't really have anything to say

[00:27:06] we could just go on to the next.

[00:27:08] And we do have a PowerPoint presentation.

[00:27:12] I'm gonna ask that they post this episode to YouTube which I should have said right at the start.

[00:27:16] So if you want to see what we're looking at you can pull up a podcast on YouTube.

[00:27:23] So first up I put Cardi B.

[00:27:26] Oh my gosh.

[00:27:27] I just I think she looks so beautiful but again it's like what is the relevance to the theme garden of time?

[00:27:36] 100%.

[00:27:37] I also just feel like she doesn't look like this every single year.

[00:27:41] This like huge dress.

[00:27:43] She looks very beautiful.

[00:27:45] I love this dress.

[00:27:46] I love the earrings.

[00:27:48] I think seven people had to carry it for her to walk up the steps.

[00:27:54] I feel like it's not giving garden or time or like any iteration of that.

[00:27:59] Yeah, I don't really and again just for the people that maybe don't think about the Met Gala as much as we do

[00:28:06] like the Met Gala is when you go all out and you wear the most like more costume than like fashion honestly.

[00:28:14] Yes, yes.

[00:28:15] I think that that's a big thing that we should plug before we even see these outfits

[00:28:20] and like sometimes people are like well this isn't like beautiful or like I wouldn't wear this to an event or something

[00:28:26] and it's like that's not the point.

[00:28:28] It's not your average red carpet look and if it is you're probably getting downvoted on.

[00:28:36] If someone is wearing something to the Met Gala that you a regular person would wear they have failed the assignment period.

[00:28:42] Exactly, exactly.

[00:28:45] Okay, so now let's get into some more of the looks.

[00:28:48] So got Lana Del Rey and Gigi Hadid.

[00:28:52] Yes.

[00:28:53] I feel like people raved about both of these looks.

[00:28:56] Yes.

[00:28:58] I don't love Lana Del Rey's.

[00:29:00] It is weird for me it actually is very much giving a court of thorns and roses vibes.

[00:29:08] Which is a book I forced Kristen to read.

[00:29:16] And I didn't hate it.

[00:29:19] Yeah, which is great.

[00:29:20] Which is great news.

[00:29:22] But yeah people were like this is giving like stag or like elk or deer and I was like it's kind of also tree.

[00:29:32] I don't know.

[00:29:33] It's fine.

[00:29:34] Yeah, I think I would like it more if she didn't have like the gauze over it.

[00:29:39] Like I feel like that kind of takes away from like the gardeny effect.

[00:29:43] So that's kind of my thought on that one.

[00:29:46] And okay, Gigi Hadid.

[00:29:50] Is it like the best most on theme look?

[00:29:55] It's fine, but I just think she looks so stunningly beautiful that I'm willing to overlook it.

[00:30:01] Yeah, she looks stunning.

[00:30:04] So for me, it looks like a Barbie I used to have in the 90s.

[00:30:10] Yes.

[00:30:12] Yeah, and I like that but I don't know when I'm thinking of Garden of Time I'm thinking ethereal.

[00:30:19] I'm thinking fairy and folklore.

[00:30:25] It's just like little fairy nymphs and stuff like that.

[00:30:29] And I just feel like this is actually kind of like tea party like British tea party with an English rose.

[00:30:37] And I think a lot of people took it that way.

[00:30:40] Yeah, that's fair.

[00:30:44] Okay, let's go next.

[00:30:45] We have Greta Lee and JLo.

[00:30:49] JLo got absolutely ripped apart.

[00:30:51] A, she was one of the chairs because there is like a hosting committee every year.

[00:30:57] And her husband didn't even show up, which I think is hard.

[00:31:02] We didn't want him at the Met Gala.

[00:31:05] He should not be permitted through the door.

[00:31:08] That's fair.

[00:31:09] And we know that he would have just worn a black suit.

[00:31:11] But like, I don't know.

[00:31:13] It's a big night for her.

[00:31:14] But she just looks like she always does in a silvery sparkly gown.

[00:31:21] It's stunning.

[00:31:22] It's just kind of something we've seen a lot.

[00:31:28] Oh, go ahead.

[00:31:29] Yeah, I was gonna say like JLo, this is JLo any other day.

[00:31:32] Like it's this one's not going to create Google Images like that green dress did.

[00:31:37] But like she looks beautiful, but it's not very much on theme.

[00:31:41] I love Greta Lee's look.

[00:31:44] I'm obsessed with this look.

[00:31:46] I think it really hits the theme, I think.

[00:31:51] And I love the tool that they used or whatever that's iridescent around her legs.

[00:31:58] I think she looks so good.

[00:32:00] This is 10 out of 10.

[00:32:03] Yeah, I agree.

[00:32:04] I feel like the shape is so like futuristic, but then the materials used are very like garden-y.

[00:32:13] So I just feel like it's hitting every aspect of the story.

[00:32:16] And I like that she kept it pretty plain for hair and makeup and just let the dress speak for itself.

[00:32:21] Yeah, very beautiful.

[00:32:24] Okay.

[00:32:26] Doja Cat and Taylor Russell.

[00:32:29] I just think Kate Doja Cat has been going all out on like costumey type looks lately.

[00:32:37] And so this I'm just like, well, you're not giving me anything that exciting.

[00:32:43] Totally.

[00:32:44] I give her props because so she's wearing a white t-shirt dress and how would it stay wet the whole time?

[00:32:54] It is literally hair gel.

[00:32:57] And I feel like kind of the pain is beauty type thing.

[00:33:01] Like she is putting in the work being uncomfortable for this like dress to shine.

[00:33:08] So I applaud that.

[00:33:10] I actually really like it, but I just don't think it's like enough wow factor.

[00:33:15] But it reminds me of in gardens in like Europe, like France, Spain, etc.

[00:33:22] Like the statues.

[00:33:26] Yeah, it's a modern take.

[00:33:29] Yeah.

[00:33:30] Okay.

[00:33:31] I like that.

[00:33:32] Like a modern version.

[00:33:33] Yeah.

[00:33:34] Of like those statues of women that wear the kind of loose white like drapey gown.

[00:33:43] So I like that.

[00:33:44] And then her makeup is like she cried glitter like Kesha in the 2000s.

[00:33:48] Like, well, that's probably the inspo.

[00:33:54] And very well could be.

[00:33:55] Yeah.

[00:33:56] Okay.

[00:33:57] You take or leave the makeup.

[00:33:59] You've brought me up on the look.

[00:34:00] So yeah, I take or leave the makeup, but I like it more than I did when we started talking about it.

[00:34:05] Okay, Taylor Russell has like the wooden like bodice to the dress with them like kind of the skirt and like flowy white, like scurfy skirt vibe.

[00:34:18] I don't know how to say it.

[00:34:19] I feel like it's like have you seen that meme?

[00:34:21] That's like the drawing of the horse and it's like start perfectly details and that ends as a stick figure.

[00:34:26] I feel like at the top to bottom.

[00:34:28] That's what it is like such a cool vibe like wearing like the wooden like corset.

[00:34:33] It's so cool.

[00:34:34] And then the skirt is just like, oh, and she needs to wear a skirt better throw a scarf around her.

[00:34:39] 100%.

[00:34:41] It reminds me a lot of what Ariana Grande wore, but hers was made out of Moonstone.

[00:34:47] I think.

[00:34:48] And guess what?

[00:34:49] I hate Ariana Grande's look too.

[00:34:53] No, I didn't like love it, but I thought that it was just more cohesive than this one.

[00:34:58] But a lot of people really liked Taylor Russell's dress.

[00:35:02] So yeah.

[00:35:04] That's fair.

[00:35:05] She looks beautiful.

[00:35:06] I love her hair, but yeah.

[00:35:09] Would it be better if the skirt was like the red in the bodice?

[00:35:13] I think it would.

[00:35:14] I think that would help tie the look together a little bit.

[00:35:18] But I also just I don't know it.

[00:35:20] I just think it's just not cohesive at all.

[00:35:22] And like maybe if the corset like went, you know, sometimes they go down and like a triangle

[00:35:27] and maybe that would have been integrated it more but then she wouldn't have been able to sit down.

[00:35:31] So totally.

[00:35:33] Totally.

[00:35:34] Totally.

[00:35:35] But certainly not the worst look of the night by any means.

[00:35:38] No, no, no.

[00:35:40] Okay.

[00:35:41] Kuala Skala and Naomi Campbell.

[00:35:44] And also like everyone has everyone else literally every other person who went to the Met Gala

[00:35:50] except for Kuala Skala.

[00:35:52] You can look up who designed what they're wearing.

[00:35:55] Yeah.

[00:35:56] No, not Kuala Skala.

[00:35:57] I think he rated it as like their grandmother's closet.

[00:36:01] Which like there's aspects of it that I actually really like.

[00:36:07] I just don't understand.

[00:36:09] Is it on theme?

[00:36:11] I don't like the tights with the shoes.

[00:36:13] I like the purse.

[00:36:15] Yeah, but Gen Z is not wearing their dogs out.

[00:36:18] Yeah, I know.

[00:36:20] But like no, that's true.

[00:36:22] They love a sock.

[00:36:25] I don't know.

[00:36:26] I would be more interested to learn more about this person behind Kuala Skala.

[00:36:31] Period.

[00:36:32] I literally was not able to discern who it was.

[00:36:36] No, literally this corset and this like Elizabethan collar is serving.

[00:36:43] Yes.

[00:36:44] It is definitely giving and I want to know more about them.

[00:36:48] I do like the little wicker dog purse though.

[00:36:50] Me too.

[00:36:51] I think that's kind of cute.

[00:36:52] Me too.

[00:36:53] And then Naomi Campbell is just like, is it on theme?

[00:36:57] I don't know.

[00:36:58] Maybe like string theory.

[00:37:00] Kind of.

[00:37:01] I don't know.

[00:37:02] Yeah.

[00:37:03] But she just always looks so beautiful that it's like, whatever.

[00:37:06] You get a good mark.

[00:37:07] I don't care.

[00:37:08] No, it's so annoying how good she looks.

[00:37:10] She looks perfect.

[00:37:11] She looks like she's aging backwards.

[00:37:15] It's fitted really nice to her body.

[00:37:17] She just looks really good.

[00:37:20] I think she was in custom Burberry possibly.

[00:37:24] Yeah.

[00:37:25] And it just looks like it's well-crafted.

[00:37:28] Like, it seems like it's like heavy and like in like nice materials and

[00:37:32] like, oh, she just looks really, really rich.

[00:37:35] Aspirational.

[00:37:38] I have an Aki and Demi Moore.

[00:37:42] Like two of the most beautiful people I've ever seen.

[00:37:49] Again, unfair.

[00:37:51] Well, and I, okay.

[00:37:52] So I feel like Demi Moore is giving like queen of hearts.

[00:37:57] Like Alice in Wonderland, which I think fits really well with the theme.

[00:38:03] Is the best I've ever seen?

[00:38:05] No, but I can see where she's going and I think she looks beautiful.

[00:38:09] Totally.

[00:38:10] The designer who made this dress also dressed another person.

[00:38:14] With similar, like.

[00:38:17] What are those called?

[00:38:18] Like the arrows.

[00:38:21] Yeah.

[00:38:22] The arrows.

[00:38:23] Would they just be arrows?

[00:38:24] I don't know, but the.

[00:38:26] There is another person that had a similar look and I actually liked that

[00:38:29] one a little bit better, but I really liked this.

[00:38:32] The shape is beautiful.

[00:38:34] Whatever they did with the, with her like hips, like the bus.

[00:38:37] Yeah.

[00:38:39] On her hips is really good.

[00:38:40] Yeah.

[00:38:41] And I think she's had a little bit more like work done or her work has

[00:38:45] settled on her face and she.

[00:38:48] Looks so good.

[00:38:52] Something just like moved around in a way that just is perfect.

[00:38:57] Yeah.

[00:38:58] She's looking really good.

[00:38:59] Her makeup is really good.

[00:39:00] So love that for her.

[00:39:02] And not.

[00:39:03] Okay.

[00:39:04] This like sequin body suit.

[00:39:07] I think it's giving more of the time part of the garden of time,

[00:39:11] which I'm fine with.

[00:39:13] Cause I think she just looks.

[00:39:14] Look at her face.

[00:39:15] No, I know.

[00:39:16] And the, her makeup is so good.

[00:39:18] I think for this one, I would have just liked maybe.

[00:39:20] Because it's an ombre body suit.

[00:39:22] I wonder, and it goes from dark.

[00:39:24] It goes like dark, dark, light, dark.

[00:39:27] And I wonder if they just did a full ombre.

[00:39:30] Like the black at the bottom to the midnight blue.

[00:39:33] And then up to this silver.

[00:39:35] I wonder like that would have looked more cohesive with time.

[00:39:38] Like a nice progression.

[00:39:40] So that's a good point.

[00:39:42] I love the gloves.

[00:39:43] I think gloves are having like such a moment right now.

[00:39:45] So.

[00:39:46] Beautiful.

[00:39:47] I agree.

[00:39:48] Corgina.

[00:39:50] And I just, that's what we needed to take a moment for the train.

[00:39:53] Isabel Hopper.

[00:39:55] Like again, is it garden?

[00:39:56] Is it time?

[00:39:57] No.

[00:39:59] It's but a moment for the dress.

[00:40:00] 100%.

[00:40:02] It just, it's so beautiful.

[00:40:03] I love it.

[00:40:04] I love it.

[00:40:05] I love it.

[00:40:06] I love it.

[00:40:07] I love it.

[00:40:08] I love it.

[00:40:09] 100%.

[00:40:10] It just sucks because I'm my guy.

[00:40:11] You could have worn this to the Oscars and been the number one.

[00:40:15] Best dressed person.

[00:40:16] There, but then you wear this to the met and you're like.

[00:40:19] Bottom 30 or whatever.

[00:40:22] Exactly.

[00:40:24] Like 10 out of 10.

[00:40:26] Again, love the gloves.

[00:40:28] There's a picture of her standing on the top of the stairs with the

[00:40:30] train going down all the stairs and it looks so beautiful.

[00:40:32] Yeah.

[00:40:33] I just like.

[00:40:34] I'm really.

[00:40:35] Yeah, I just like to the Met Gala really what are we doing? What are we doing? What are we doing?

[00:40:42] okay, we have Nicole Kidman and

[00:40:46] Omar Apollo I

[00:40:48] Love Keith Urban just like

[00:40:51] Standing on the stairs. He knows his duty and his duty is to just be a boyfriend

[00:40:57] Like a Ken a little arm candy on the side of Nicole Kidman's red carpet look which I respect

[00:41:05] I really like this dress. I love the corset like top again more gloves

[00:41:11] But I don't know. It's it's Taylor at the Grammys

[00:41:15] It's it's it's tortured poets department. It is very

[00:41:21] Okay, the the way the tool is the black tool on her skirt is like how the tool was on my grad dressing

[00:41:29] I

[00:41:34] Had a black grad dress to love and it was literally like

[00:41:38] smooth and then like a part and then the tool cut like literally like

[00:41:44] This is too similar to my grad dress for me to be like it was good for them

[00:41:50] Not that it's the same obviously it's nicer than the

[00:41:54] $400 dress I wore in 2010 like there's too many similarities

[00:41:59] Totally totally and she looks really beautiful. But I think if you have a simple dress maybe do

[00:42:05] like some unique hair and make

[00:42:08] Like it looks like her hair wasn't even done

[00:42:10] It's like in Gossamer all when Serena's like tell me my hair looks nice and Blair's like, did you even wash it? Like

[00:42:16] That's so relatable

[00:42:19] That's that's the vibe for me and then okay

[00:42:22] I saw people talking about or Apollo being like wow

[00:42:25] He's proven that a black suit doesn't have to be boring. I'm like

[00:42:34] You know what props that he but like the lapel of the jacket is at least like a little bit different but like yeah

[00:42:44] Yeah, it's I

[00:42:47] Don't even know what to say. It's it's so boring

[00:42:51] But so many men wore black suits, I guess it's garden ish

[00:42:56] No, that's what happens every single year is the women go to the Met Gala and they suffer for beauty

[00:43:02] They wear the craziest outfits and they are in pain and they have surprise outfit changes

[00:43:08] And then the men are in a black suit and people are like well

[00:43:12] And then if someone doesn't like if oh my god if a man wears a skirt, it's like oh my god

[00:43:15] I

[00:43:24] Couldn't agree more

[00:43:27] Yeah, it's so it's so boring yeah, it's like

[00:43:31] Handsome man looks fine in the suit, but I don't know. I just need more. Yeah. I also don't like your facial hair

[00:43:37] I'm just gonna say it

[00:43:42] Sorry

[00:43:44] Fave

[00:43:49] Wait, yeah

[00:43:51] I'm just not that equipped to use technology anymore

[00:43:54] So this one I did I put Gwendolyn Christie because I just thought her hair was so crazy

[00:43:59] We had to look at her and then of course Emma Timberland. I want to say I am the biggest hypocrite ever

[00:44:09] But

[00:44:14] Not it I I just don't like the shape of it I feel like

[00:44:19] It could have looked a lot. Like I've seen these types of like pompadour

[00:44:25] kind of

[00:44:26] looks in like editorial spreads and stuff like that and I

[00:44:31] it's just for some reason it it's not working but like I

[00:44:36] And I love the dress and I love the cape. I don't I love the cape especially

[00:44:42] Especially I don't know if it fits the theme at all, but

[00:44:47] Yeah, but he's serving body. Honestly like this pose to

[00:44:53] I

[00:44:54] Think the issue with the hair like that and I think that this might like open up your worlds a little bit

[00:45:00] It reminds me of Edward Scissorhands

[00:45:02] Every time. Oh, that's what it is

[00:45:05] No, totally, but there are ways I've seen this done really well

[00:45:11] For sure, but this just for some reason it's too up on the side I think

[00:45:17] but I

[00:45:19] Enough up on the side, you know, like it's just yes. It's it's not quite committing kind of Hey Arnold

[00:45:33] And then of course I'm a chamberlain your fave

[00:45:36] I think it's like a little bit basic, but it also should be studied how she went from like

[00:45:43] youtuber having a mental break in her closet to

[00:45:46] Met gala every year

[00:45:49] No, seriously, especially this year because we saw basically I

[00:45:54] would say Emma was one of the only like kind of

[00:45:59] Youtuber tik-tok er like there's no Charlie this year. No Dixie this year. No Addison Rae or anything

[00:46:08] Girl is getting everyone's spot now and my god

[00:46:13] She I purposefully did not include her look in this

[00:46:17] PowerPoint because I'm irritated that she made a let them eat cake comment while dressed in that dress

[00:46:21] Well at the Met Gala while the world is the way it is right now. I just just like we're done

[00:46:26] I blocked her on tech

[00:46:29] I was like, I didn't know who you were before the Met Gala and now I will forget you as

[00:46:36] Soon as I learned about you. Yeah, I did. I used to think she was really funny

[00:46:39] I used to really watch a lot of her tick tocks and now I'm really like it's curtains for you

[00:46:45] Goodbye

[00:46:48] But they love Emma Chamberlain and I think that's because she has

[00:46:53] Done really good Vogue interviews. She gets invited by Vogue

[00:46:58] to do the interviews she's had those like viral moments with Jack Harlow and

[00:47:03] Even Mindy Kaling was like, oh my gosh, I can't wait

[00:47:07] Like when she saw Emma she was like I've been waiting for you to interview me. It was very sweet. I

[00:47:15] Yeah, Mindy Kaling's dress was stunning it was stunning but I for I just forgot to include it

[00:47:21] One of the best ones I would say but Emma I think looks really really good. I really like this look on her

[00:47:29] It cuts down to like a mini skirt, which I really liked so she did that for the the parties

[00:47:37] It's a lot different from what she normally does which I really like but yeah, it is pretty basic I do it's

[00:47:45] The imagery is trees that I'm getting and I like that

[00:47:49] Yeah, I mean I think it seems like a guard it could be a garden of time ask so yes

[00:47:54] Yes, I don't like I like her makeup

[00:47:57] But I don't like her hair because she just has these two little tiny wisps of hair on

[00:48:04] Back, baby, but like it kills me like in my family

[00:48:09] we basically used to do that in why in in the real Y2K and literally my sister would be like

[00:48:17] You have like a greasy wisp of hair on your forehead like a greasy wisp and that's what this was

[00:48:24] I think you just have sister trauma. I

[00:48:29] Don't really I actually feel like the kind of the size of the wisps like matches with like the lace and the design

[00:48:37] Oh, yeah

[00:48:39] But I

[00:48:41] Understand you have trauma

[00:48:43] Zendaya she had three looks I

[00:48:52] Like

[00:48:53] the first dress the best

[00:48:56] Yeah, the third makeup the best. Yeah, but the second one with the headpiece and the hair I love so much

[00:49:03] I know I know

[00:49:06] Yeah, she looks beautiful I love that she is

[00:49:12] Become such a fashion girly

[00:49:15] and her relationship with La Roche has just been like

[00:49:19] detailed so

[00:49:22] Again or no. Yeah. Yeah, he did all of these looks and

[00:49:27] I love everything

[00:49:30] She does for all of her press tours. I really like the first look like the peacock look I do like it

[00:49:36] I didn't love the makeup like the skinny eyebrows again tortured poets department like fortnight

[00:49:41] Fortnight who and then I

[00:49:45] Was so surprised by the second look because why did she give a second look?

[00:49:54] Listen she's been wearing all of her like tennis ball outfits lately and she has been saving some non tennis

[00:50:01] Outfits for that looks for them at ball

[00:50:04] But I love the headpiece with the yes like the koi fish with the flowers in it I I really like

[00:50:11] I think she needed the third look just so she could sit down during that totally

[00:50:16] I just know

[00:50:17] Sarah Jessica Parker is looking at the second look and just being like I wish I did that because that I feel like that's a

[00:50:23] Very SJP look with the headpiece

[00:50:26] But beautiful all the silhouettes on all these dresses are just absolutely stunning. She's

[00:50:30] She's on top of the world Lara just the best in the biz for styling so a celebrity

[00:50:35] Truly, I I really think so another piece that about this theme is a lot of people did archival looks

[00:50:42] Mm-hmm. I think there was a sustainability aspect to it. But I think also just the the time piece I think

[00:50:49] That's how a lot of people interpreted it and yeah, it's really interesting how some of these

[00:50:54] Looks were pulled from archives

[00:50:57] Yeah

[00:50:59] Love it. Okay. This is some of the weirdest ones

[00:51:06] So we got Lizzo we've got Karen Colgan and we have Michael Shannon so Michael Shannon is holding like a bag of chips

[00:51:12] That's a purse. That's like a bag. Yeah

[00:51:15] Yeah, yeah, it was so awkward when he was just like holding

[00:51:19] Yeah, I feel bad for him because I will say like when people criticize the actor

[00:51:26] Like they're mainly actors. I feel like you're like the celebs look

[00:51:30] um

[00:51:32] we

[00:51:33] Think that they like picked the outfit personally and we have to remember that

[00:51:38] most of the time

[00:51:40] big companies

[00:51:42] Think that they like picked the outfit personally and we have to remember that

[00:51:46] most of the time

[00:51:48] big companies are buying or fashion houses are buying tables and then inviting these celebs

[00:51:55] And dressing them and they're choosing what they wear and I feel like I just felt bad. I felt bad for him

[00:52:01] I felt like if a young gen zed

[00:52:04] person was

[00:52:06] Rocking the bag of chips. It would be like camp, but he just looks

[00:52:11] Like a dad. Yeah

[00:52:14] It looks like he took the chips away from like his child like oh, no, you can't have any more chips

[00:52:19] uh

[00:52:21] and had some munchies and just like

[00:52:25] Yeah

[00:52:27] It's that that meme that's like when you have the met gala at nine but are smoking weed at 9 45 or something

[00:52:36] Yeah

[00:52:38] Period um, and then okay karen colgan's look I feel like is at least fun like it's a little bit different

[00:52:43] It's not a black suit. Mm-hmm pink shoes. That's fun

[00:52:48] again hypocrite

[00:52:49] black black suits bad this also

[00:52:55] It's not great, but I actually feel like I would wear this

[00:53:03] Not to the met gala I couldn't afford a ticket but

[00:53:06] Yeah

[00:53:08] Yeah, um, yeah mazel to karen and then lizzo

[00:53:13] I just what is going on with this? Look, I don't know. I do like the bodice like in the corset top

[00:53:20] Yeah, but I just wish it was ended up being like a normal mermaid dress

[00:53:25] Yeah on the bottom

[00:53:28] Like is she supposed to be like a jellyfish? I don't understand

[00:53:31] Jellyfish I don't understand it is kind of jellyfish ask and the headpiece

[00:53:37] I like the risk again that she is taking but the headpiece doesn't land for me. Yeah, I agree. It just isn't

[00:53:46] All like all the pieces are there but it's just not it's just not landing for me

[00:53:50] I do like the color the color looks really good on her

[00:53:53] Yes, absolutely. It's in her color palette

[00:53:56] I'm just gonna say it

[00:53:58] I'm just gonna say it

[00:54:00] I'm just gonna say it

[00:54:03] Okay, then this is like we've just got like some quick

[00:54:06] Yeah on a slide. We don't have to really talk about it. Just say no

[00:54:13] Next slide

[00:54:17] I I do think okay the first like the florals that jessica. Yeah

[00:54:21] Get where you're coming from but like if the colors are better no, yeah

[00:54:26] I like the gloves again. Everyone's wearing a freaking glove. I think if this was a monotone look or or just like a pale

[00:54:35] Yes pink or green or blue or yellow or whatever?

[00:54:37] I think it would look really good or even if it was bright pink or or bright yellow or whatever

[00:54:42] I just I don't like the multi-color

[00:54:48] It's cluttered

[00:54:50] Mm-hmm

[00:54:51] Yeah

[00:54:52] um

[00:54:54] okay

[00:54:56] As always

[00:54:58] We're done. Yeah

[00:55:01] I love her hair. Her hair looks so good. Yeah

[00:55:05] The dress fits her like a glove

[00:55:07] but again

[00:55:08] If she wore this to the oscars, she would be in the best dress category

[00:55:11] But in the met it's like it just falls short

[00:55:15] I love look at this man looking at her

[00:55:19] God like

[00:55:23] I I could use an ounce of that like

[00:55:27] He's obsessed

[00:55:28] He's obsessed. I mean, I would be making the exact same face if oh same

[00:55:35] Absolutely, um, yeah again another stunning look not really on theme. Yeah

[00:55:47] Rita or uh

[00:55:49] Rita or for a second like yeah

[00:55:52] I feel like the concept of this look is very strong

[00:55:57] but the execution

[00:56:00] Is horrendous

[00:56:02] Yeah, the nude body suit isn't

[00:56:05] The the color I think the right color for her skin tone

[00:56:09] and then I think that

[00:56:13] The bead concept is cool because the beads are

[00:56:16] from like a million years ago

[00:56:19] Mm-hmm

[00:56:20] And so like that's very cool and the colors are very beautiful

[00:56:23] I just wish that

[00:56:25] Her the side of her body like I just wish it was a full dress

[00:56:28] It literally looks like she

[00:56:32] Had like an overlay to wear but she forgot to get a body suit and she just like ran out to walmart

[00:56:37] And bought like whatever shapewear was on sale to put underneath it is the vibe I get

[00:56:42] Which is obviously not the case, but that's what it looks like

[00:56:45] Totally or it's it's like and the dress is like I ripped my shower curtain off my shower

[00:56:51] And it looks like a beat like just a beaded curtain that you would see in like a like a hippie dippies house

[00:56:58] 100 percent taika

[00:57:01] her husband

[00:57:03] Honestly, he looks good in everything. He's so hot

[00:57:08] Listen like the full like leather suit is a vibe. I like it. I think he looks great. He looks really good

[00:57:14] I think yeah, I like this. I really like this. I really like his look. Um, we have nikki minaj which

[00:57:22] It does okay. It does actually look like the flowers are glass which feels like one of the most on

[00:57:29] theme

[00:57:31] Yes

[00:57:32] 100

[00:57:33] I actually really like this look

[00:57:36] I

[00:57:37] Think the one thing is is that hunter schafer wore this dress

[00:57:41] on a press tour

[00:57:44] A red carpet and I think it's just like I feel like i've seen it before but I think she looks great. Yeah

[00:57:52] If I think if the dress was like a little bit longer, it would yeah

[00:57:57] Yeah, 100

[00:57:59] Yeah, she looks beautiful and it's super on theme

[00:58:02] It's just one of them and it's like she can't put her arms down by her side, but it's like that's what I want for the met

[00:58:09] Period oh what you can walk around comfortably then you're not trying hard enough exactly

[00:58:16] Exactly. I want someone to pick you up and carry you to the next set of stairs

[00:58:22] Like they have to put you on like one of those fridge carts and like tilt it back to move you around because you can't walk

[00:58:28] That's what i'm looking for

[00:58:31] Exactly. Yes. Um, okay. Who do I don't even remember what else is in here? What's next? Okay another I was gonna say tyla

[00:58:40] Amelia gray

[00:58:43] Her hair and

[00:58:45] Her hair. It doesn't go

[00:58:47] Yeah, yes because her dress is

[00:58:50] I think fits the theme it's it's it's garden party a little bit

[00:58:54] I think she could have taken a tip from the the gen zeds and had some sort of tight or sock

[00:59:02] Yes, that would have looked so good like a light blue lacy sock or something like that and then

[00:59:08] If her hair was better because her hair is evanescent

[00:59:11] And it literally looks

[00:59:14] And I hate to say it it looks like it's never been washed before I know I know

[00:59:19] you know when people do the wet look but it's like oh no, this is just like

[00:59:23] It's like there's a difference between the wet look on the red carpet that looks good and like me on my hair wash day

[00:59:30] And it was more like me on my hair wash day

[00:59:33] Yeah, absolutely

[00:59:35] 100%

[00:59:36] Um, we of course have to talk about tyla's sand dress, which is so cool

[00:59:41] Like the sands of the hourglass, it's the time she literally has the little hourglass in hand I feel like

[00:59:49] This is so stunning

[00:59:51] this is stunning, I feel like this is my favorite look of the whole met because

[00:59:57] It's so unique. She could only wear it once because it was literally made out of sand

[01:00:02] It's balmain and oliver rustein. I think that's how you pronounce his last name

[01:00:07] Um, but it's french so olivier olivier rustin

[01:00:15] I can tell you do spanish classes

[01:00:21] As my

[01:00:22] As my spanish language comprehension gets better my french

[01:00:26] Actually like plummets. It's a graph that which is like this weird because there's so much in common between I know

[01:00:33] Actually, just I feel like get better at home

[01:00:36] I know but I am not trust me. But um

[01:00:41] Yes, and so he had to cut her out of the dress

[01:00:46] for the actual met party because

[01:00:49] Uh and cut it into a mini dress because she couldn't

[01:00:54] Walk or sit in it and I that's

[01:00:57] Again, that's what I want to see it. I think it's so beautiful

[01:01:00] I love the sand makeup that she did down her arm. Like it just I think this is my favorite look

[01:01:07] It's stunning. I love it a lot

[01:01:10] And again, yeah, like she suffered for this beauty which makes it worth more

[01:01:15] um, okay, so then bad bunny at first I was like

[01:01:19] I don't like this at all, but apparently it's based off a specific character in the short story

[01:01:25] The time garden and so he gets some bonus points for that

[01:01:29] Yeah, love that I I like the bad bunny

[01:01:33] is always

[01:01:34] Willing to take a style risk. The one thing I just don't like is the red

[01:01:39] the red stripe

[01:01:41] it's it's kind of like

[01:01:45] It it reminds me of like rcmp or like or like the mountain the mountain is

[01:01:51] It does look like a police uniform

[01:01:54] Like

[01:01:56] If you just showed me his legs i'd be like that's a

[01:02:00] Canadian mountie or a british like the people that stand outside of buckingham palace and then the top is

[01:02:08] I think really good. I I like the blazer. I like the flower situation

[01:02:14] Good. I like the hat. I like the glasses 10 out of 10

[01:02:19] 10 out of 10 and he's just so good looking

[01:02:23] Yeah, my only criticism is that he's not showing us enough enough face enough body

[01:02:30] But yeah, and like to go to the theme of the short story is

[01:02:34] Is pretty good. I think yeah, I like people when they really focus on the assignment

[01:02:39] 100

[01:02:40] okay, so we have

[01:02:43] iowa debri and mona patel mona is

[01:02:46] I think mona's look is my favorite of the net of the whole met and it's I i'm pretty sure it's sasha's favorite as well

[01:02:52] I love the

[01:02:53] Like butterflies. I love the skirt. I love the bodice

[01:02:58] I had to get two shots so you could see the front and back of the gown

[01:03:02] The bodice is stunning

[01:03:04] the

[01:03:05] Butterflies that moved on her arms were so cool and innovative

[01:03:10] She looks so beautiful. I think yeah either tied for first or a close second to tyla it her hair her makeup

[01:03:18] her earrings

[01:03:20] stunning

[01:03:22] Just 10 out of 10 one of the most beautiful women i've seen in my life. And then okay

[01:03:27] you know how people have been making like

[01:03:29] They like crochet granny squares and they like make a cardigan out of them. That's the vibe I got from this gown

[01:03:36] which is not necessarily a bad thing, but it just

[01:03:40] Doesn't hold up to some of the other looks that we've talked about already

[01:03:44] Totally again if she wore this to any other red carpet, I would be gagged

[01:03:48] But because it's the met it just I want to see a huge silhouette or structure

[01:03:54] Or a headpiece or something very unique and it just looks like a beautiful dress

[01:04:00] 100 percent couldn't say it better myself

[01:04:03] okay, then we have

[01:04:06] Okay, I actually really like michelle

[01:04:09] Me too. Me too. Me too and her hair

[01:04:13] She looks really good

[01:04:15] Does it fit again not on the theme at all maybe like she kind of looks like a fairy so like maybe

[01:04:21] Yeah, it's tinkerbell

[01:04:23] Nymphy kind of vibes. That's true

[01:04:27] yeah

[01:04:28] kaya gerber like

[01:04:31] Just

[01:04:32] Face card never declined never declines but like so boring

[01:04:37] and

[01:04:39] And just like run of the mill

[01:04:43] Yes, I

[01:04:44] I agree totally run of the mill. She could wear this to any event

[01:04:47] There's nothing to indicate that this is a met gala look and then I really like venus williams

[01:04:52] Look, I feel like the it like looks like the glass petals of the roses and now that I know what the short story

[01:04:58] I'm, like, okay. She's very on theme

[01:05:01] I think yes

[01:05:03] She looks really good. I really like her hair and makeup and

[01:05:06] I love the bodice of this like it just fitted really well. It's really beautiful perfect sweetheart neckline

[01:05:13] Exactly. Yeah

[01:05:14] She looks great. I know that a lot of my listeners really like to be nice williams. It came up in our discord a lot

[01:05:21] Great taste from the petty betties. Yeah, seriously

[01:05:25] then we have just the kardashian jenners, which like

[01:05:30] I think all of them are horrible

[01:05:34] Okay, so

[01:05:36] Yes

[01:05:37] I I don't like okay kendall's

[01:05:41] She reminds me of

[01:05:43] a knight's tale the the

[01:05:45] Yes princess in a knight's tale

[01:05:48] The the face the hair and the dress

[01:05:51] um, so I kind of like that but again, it's not

[01:05:54] Met like it. I think the the cool part of this is that it had never been worn before

[01:06:01] But I think it had been worn before and that she's lying

[01:06:05] No, I think so that was a replica people did say winona rider had worn it before but it was a replica

[01:06:12] So she is she is

[01:06:15] in fact telling the truth that no person has ever worn this before but it's like

[01:06:19] But you have to tell us that for us to be like, ooh

[01:06:24] and so

[01:06:25] And I also i'm like, I don't care. Oh, you're the first one to wear that dress. Awesome. It still doesn't meet the assignment

[01:06:31] True true, but I I think she looks beautiful. I like her hair and makeup and

[01:06:36] If this was in a knight's tale, I would eat it up

[01:06:40] If we went to you know renaissance fair and saw yes her I would be like, yeah, this is great. I love it

[01:06:47] Also, let's go to a ren fair

[01:06:49] Oh, that'd be fun. I feel like wait in the cards for me for 2025

[01:06:53] tori, have you did I

[01:06:57] Set around the renaissance fair that i'm like obsessed with

[01:07:00] No, okay. I'm gonna send you them because I think they're so cute. Please do I kind of i'm in a ren fair era

[01:07:07] I feel like okay, I would like that. It's very fun. I know mayor frail mary. Um from rjp loves going to a ren fair

[01:07:15] Queen, um, okay. We have to talk about kim's look

[01:07:19] because first of all

[01:07:21] How many ribs do you think she's had removed?

[01:07:24] Yeah, this is just like it like it's scary

[01:07:27] It's the oldest trick in the book kim for the last three years has done a waist cinched corset look

[01:07:35] um

[01:07:37] Or was it was it three years? It was the wet look and then the marylin look and then this look

[01:07:43] And it's like we get it you can body mod

[01:07:47] your way to the met

[01:07:49] The it's so funny though because I actually really like this dress and I actually think it's really on theme

[01:07:55] And the I don't need this the waist snatched like this. Yeah, I don't need that

[01:08:01] If it was just a normal waist, I would have liked it just the same

[01:08:05] I would have liked it better probably because I wouldn't be so distracted by how mad I am at the impact the kardashians i've had on

[01:08:11] society as a whole

[01:08:13] Truly truly

[01:08:15] But I actually like the kernigan. No, it's so ugly

[01:08:19] no, I like it it's margiela and it's

[01:08:23] Kind of inspired by their latest collection and I think it's cool. I like the story that it's like she like threw it on

[01:08:31] I think that's bullshit

[01:08:33] I think she had a different outfit for the met gala and it didn't work out and they just kind of threw this together last

[01:08:38] Minute, like I do not believe this was the intention

[01:08:41] So I kind of thought that too, but then I watched her vogue video

[01:08:44] And she was doing a test look weeks ago

[01:08:48] And and this was what they were doing for the test look I I kind of thought that too she looked so uncomfortable

[01:08:56] And so I felt like her like her posing just looked

[01:09:00] Really bad. I didn't like the the hair

[01:09:03] and she is

[01:09:04] Most definitely wearing a wig because if you've seen any photos of kim kardashian lately

[01:09:09] They have bleached her hair right off of her head. She has

[01:09:13] It it's like you can tell how gummy and bleach damaged it is from a distance. It's

[01:09:18] quite sad

[01:09:19] Totally, but like when you're wigging it doesn't look good

[01:09:23] No, and like the braid in the back looked weird

[01:09:26] But you know when she posted the pictures of the pink like bob

[01:09:31] I was like that would have looked cool with this outfit

[01:09:35] Well, yeah, but the problem is I don't know if her pink hair will ever dry because it's so bleached out like they had to dye

[01:09:40] It pink because no other color I think would take to how damaged her hair is like

[01:09:45] I literally saw a picture of her out and about with a freaking olaplex bun in I know I was like that

[01:09:51] That's such a mood 100

[01:09:54] So the the bottom of the dress is like that is metal and it's like chain mail

[01:09:59] I like couldn't find a good picture that showed the full head to toe which was unfortunate

[01:10:05] But yeah, yeah, I I do. I like the gown. I don't like the card

[01:10:10] I think okay

[01:10:11] I like the cardigan as like a separate piece of clothing like it's a cute cardigan

[01:10:14] But I don't like it for this look and I think it just is weird. I do wish she took it off

[01:10:21] Like she wore it the entire time and I I do wish she she took it off a little bit, but

[01:10:27] Do you think she couldn't do up the dress all the way in the back

[01:10:31] And so they had to cover it

[01:10:32] People were saying that too, but then there's a picture of the corset in the back and she she did do it up

[01:10:39] her body is

[01:10:41] Coming out of the corset. It's tied so tight. I'm have no doubt that she has a lot of bruises. Um

[01:10:49] Yeah, she's got bruises her organs are not in the right place. Like yeah, there's yeah, it's not good

[01:10:55] This is the pain for beauty that I don't respect

[01:10:59] Like we're like we want you to suffer

[01:11:02] but not like this and we want you to put an effort in a way that it's like this is

[01:11:08] Such a big costume or this is so

[01:11:12] intricately

[01:11:14] like made that you

[01:11:16] Need help walking around not that you are literally making yourself

[01:11:22] into having a 13 inch waist like

[01:11:25] period

[01:11:27] um

[01:11:28] and then of course kylie jenner has like the pointy

[01:11:33] Like this again, it's like

[01:11:35] You could wear this to a different red carpet and like

[01:11:38] It would be good. I don't think it'd be top 10, but it would be like a good look

[01:11:42] here, it's like what

[01:11:44] Get lost

[01:11:45] Exactly. She looks stunning. I really like the dress but at the met it had no tie to

[01:11:52] The theme and it yeah

[01:11:55] It wasn't special enough

[01:11:57] exactly

[01:11:59] exactly

[01:12:00] and I think

[01:12:01] This is the last one ariana grande

[01:12:05] And cynthia arrivo. Um, I didn't get a full shot of ariana because I wanted the group shot of both of them together

[01:12:11] um, I

[01:12:13] I don't like ariana grande's look. I don't I think it looks disjointed from the top to the bottom and I don't care for it

[01:12:20] Yeah, it looks a little bit more

[01:12:23] Seamless than taylor russell's it reminds me of magara

[01:12:28] Is it magara or magra from hercules? Oh magara magara

[01:12:34] I hated the facial

[01:12:37] um

[01:12:39] like the

[01:12:41] Butterfly things

[01:12:43] Yeah, I don't hate them. I think it makes her look kind of like an alien which makes me like it more

[01:12:51] Yeah, yeah

[01:12:52] I do think like the and the tone of blonde jay's right now and the tone of her eyebrows is a lot better than it's

[01:12:57] Been so much better. Oh my god. I can't tell you how much better it is

[01:13:02] Cynthia arrivo

[01:13:05] It's funny I didn't like this when I first watched

[01:13:10] Like saw it

[01:13:11] It's kind of growing on me

[01:13:13] Maybe it's just because she looks good in this picture, but I think the more I look at it the more I like it

[01:13:19] I like the little scorpion on the collar

[01:13:22] Like I just feel like there's a lot more detail to it that you might not notice the first time you see it

[01:13:27] and

[01:13:29] It's it's just it it's unique and I like it

[01:13:32] It's unique and it fits the theme better. Like it does look like it's like a flower that

[01:13:39] I don't know

[01:13:40] Yeah

[01:13:41] Got caught in the wind

[01:13:43] And I think that's all yeah end

[01:13:46] of slideshow

[01:13:50] I love it. Was there anyone else that I like did not

[01:13:55] Include that you're like why except for obviously I wanted to put a minty kaling and I just slipped my mind

[01:14:01] Yeah, mindy kaling's. I really liked didn't like chris jenner's

[01:14:06] No

[01:14:08] There's also like yeah

[01:14:09] I even did a quick google to confirm like which car jenner's were there and there's like no mention of chris on the internet

[01:14:16] I think she's wiped it

[01:14:18] Yeah. Yeah, that's so fair

[01:14:21] Yeah, I would too

[01:14:23] I would too

[01:14:26] Yeah, I think that's it

[01:14:28] Yeah, I mean

[01:14:30] Do you want to hear an anonymous before we go? I would love to hear an anonymous

[01:14:36] amazing

[01:14:38] i'm just

[01:14:39] noting

[01:14:41] Okay

[01:14:43] I pulled this anonymous so our messenger

[01:14:47] Just over a year ago matched with a man. We're gonna call blake on a dating app. Okay, okay

[01:14:53] And our messenger had just gotten out of a long-term

[01:14:57] Situationship where the biggest problem was that

[01:15:01] The man she was dating was not making her a priority and was not willing to commit

[01:15:06] Okay, okay

[01:15:08] So then when she matches with blake, oh my god, he's completely different

[01:15:11] He takes her out several times a week texts every day is vulnerable is supportive

[01:15:18] but

[01:15:19] They had some distinct lifestyle differences that made it clear. It couldn't last long term

[01:15:23] So they broke up after a few months. So I was like really liked each other but recognized that they just weren't each other's forever person

[01:15:30] Um, but they stayed in touch

[01:15:33] They continued to like, you know get physical from time to time

[01:15:37] And would give each other perspective on like they're like giving each other life advice and and stuff like that

[01:15:43] um

[01:15:44] Our messenger got back on the dating apps was going out on dates

[01:15:47] But just like never caught feelings as deep as what she had caught for blake

[01:15:51] Okay, so there's a background about a week before this was submitted which was probably a few months ago

[01:15:57] Blake blocked our messenger on instagram snapchat and blocked her phone number out of the blue

[01:16:03] They had not made out in over a month. They hadn't spoken in several days

[01:16:08] She doesn't know if there was a new girl in his life or anything going on. It just was out of the blue

[01:16:13] Yeah, just nothing that was the first thing I thought though was yeah 100% the new girlfriend was like

[01:16:20] You can't talk to her

[01:16:24] Um

[01:16:25] And so this is something where like our messenger was like in bed woke up looked at their phone and realized as they've been blocked

[01:16:31] Like first thing they see of the whole day. So it's a pretty big low

[01:16:37] They had a coffee date scheduled that day with another new guy

[01:16:41] And almost canceled it because they were feeling pretty bummed but they decided to go anyways

[01:16:45] Good for them and our messenger was so glad they did because it was the best for date first date

[01:16:50] They had had in a year. They sat in the coffee shop for over two hours

[01:16:53] It felt like no time has passed the connection was instantly super strong and our messenger was excited to see where it goes

[01:16:59] And it's the same day that blake blocked her on everything, right?

[01:17:03] That evening our messenger decided they wanted to be petty

[01:17:07] and so

[01:17:09] The gist was wow on the day my last real romantic connection blocked me

[01:17:13] I had the best first date of my life. Sometimes things are just like meant to be like that kind of vibe

[01:17:20] Um, so 10 minutes after she posts this tiktok

[01:17:24] She gets a message on tiktok from blake

[01:17:27] Just a funny video. He thought she would like not referencing her post

[01:17:31] So I guess he didn't block her in tiktok. He blocked her everywhere else which to me gives credence to the like

[01:17:37] Girlfriend, right? Yeah

[01:17:41] Yeah, um

[01:17:44] But our messenger was so ticked at him for either a seeing the video and not acknowledging it or not seeing it

[01:17:51] But thinking he could still message and connect on tiktok after blocking her everywhere else

[01:17:55] That she just responded by sending her tiktok. She made about him blocking her to him and he blocked her on tiktok within the hour

[01:18:03] That's iconic

[01:18:05] That's iconic

[01:18:08] That's i'm sure if sasha was here

[01:18:09] She would have like a little bit more toxic advice because that's where she excels is helping people become toxic

[01:18:16] But I love this. I think this is just so great

[01:18:19] This is so funny because I feel like yes, it could have been innocuous tiktok message

[01:18:26] but also

[01:18:28] sometimes people

[01:18:29] Understand that it's like that's their way in almost because it's so innocuous that it's like

[01:18:35] That's the way I can still

[01:18:37] Like keep in touch with you

[01:18:40] Which so which like cut it off cut the cord if you have lifestyle changes where you can never be together

[01:18:46] I think it's better to just not

[01:18:49] Be in each other's lives at all. Like it's just too painful

[01:18:52] 100 and it kind of seems like it was just kind of like a

[01:18:56] a

[01:18:57] you know, the dissolution was a yeah a little bit longer than maybe needed to be but

[01:19:02] it's so interesting also because

[01:19:05] Did he not think that the messenger was going to be like

[01:19:10] hey, thanks for the tiktok but like

[01:19:12] You blocked me on everything like oh, I tried to send you a real and I couldn't what's up, babe

[01:19:19] No, he thought

[01:19:22] She's gonna be fine she's gonna think teehee he's thinking of me this tiktok is so funny

[01:19:28] And we will never have to address the fact that I blocked her phone number

[01:19:34] Makes me sick makes me absolutely sick

[01:19:37] Yeah

[01:19:39] totally totally and again, it's kind of one of those like tom sandevall things where it's like

[01:19:45] It it comes off as like oh just sent you a little tick little tiki-taki

[01:19:51] But he knew what he was doing. Yeah, it's like in also

[01:19:57] When you have I only have like accounts for

[01:20:00] My podcast when you have a personal account, can you not see who viewed your tiktoks?

[01:20:05] I think that's a setting you can turn on or off because I mentioned it recently because I see who looks at my tiktok

[01:20:12] yeah, and then people were like, what are you talking about? Is that a thing and I was like

[01:20:16] Yeah, babe

[01:20:18] Interesting because when I see people view my story now i'm getting messy on

[01:20:23] on mess magnets

[01:20:25] When I see someone

[01:20:27] Who viewed my tiktok but didn't like it?

[01:20:32] You're canceled now i'm like oh my god have I liked every tiktok you've

[01:20:37] I'm sure and everyone I like of yours trust me the one of that you just did your color palette like just

[01:20:44] Right, I want to know but I know like I don't care but I think yours actually

[01:20:52] Me too. I think yours is actually true

[01:20:55] Like I think yours was accurate and then I did the filter and I was I think true winter which I think is true, too

[01:21:00] so

[01:21:02] I think it was real spring

[01:21:04] Yeah

[01:21:06] What did you think you were?

[01:21:07] I don't know. I've seen so many different things where it's like, oh, maybe it's a accent

[01:21:12] I'm very neutral like I have neutral undertones and i'm so pale that like pretty much any color I wear is just gonna be the true color

[01:21:19] Of that color

[01:21:21] And so I don't care that much

[01:21:24] I don't know

[01:21:26] That's besides the point

[01:21:30] Is there anything else that we need to talk about before we get out of here tori

[01:21:35] I think we covered it. I think we covered it. I think we covered it

[01:21:38] To talk about before we get out of here tori

[01:21:43] I think we caught any. Oh, I have one one last question just to bring it full circle

[01:21:49] Okay, do you have any name predictions for the?

[01:21:52] new bieber baby

[01:21:54] oh god, I

[01:21:57] You know that meme of like the woman like crossing off all the baby names and they're like all so horrendous like the eigh

[01:22:04] H's of it all I think it's gonna be something like that

[01:22:09] 100%

[01:22:11] Yeah, yeah

[01:22:12] in in the worst possible way

[01:22:15] yeah, do you like I don't know if I know any specifics but

[01:22:20] I think it's I think it's gonna be something. It's either going to be just like a very

[01:22:26] Regular name because like they're hayley and justin very like basic names like yeah, I can see them going for like an olivia

[01:22:34] Oh, yeah, something like that or

[01:22:37] If they decide they want something quote different

[01:22:41] they're gonna spell something just

[01:22:43] so strangely

[01:22:46] Totally maybe I could see drew justin bieber's middle name. Yeah

[01:22:56] But I I don't know I don't know we'll see or maybe something from the bible like something biblical

[01:23:03] Like hey, there are a lot there are a lot of names so it could definitely be something like that. Um,

[01:23:11] But tori, thank you so much for joining me today and filling in for sasha while she's away

[01:23:15] Thank you so much for having me. I really appreciate it

[01:23:19] And for anyone listening who wants to hear more from you. Can you tell them where to find you again?

[01:23:23] Yeah, you can find ready to be petty and ready to be romanced on all podcast platforms

[01:23:28] I'm at our tbb podcast and at ready to be romanced

[01:23:34] amazing and uh

[01:23:36] Sasha will be back next week. You can follow her everywhere at fun size underscore. Oh four

[01:23:41] Um the below deck podcast took a break this week, but they'll be back next week with her and chapelle

[01:23:46] As well as i'm sure a million other podcasts in addition to mess magnets

[01:23:50] Uh, you can follow me everywhere at kirsten said what including twitch.tv slash kirsten said what and you can follow the mess magnets

[01:23:56] At mess magnets on twitter, uh, you can submit your anonymous tinyurl.com slash mess magnets and we are getting so

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[01:24:06] Literally on my knees begging you to send us your god up your mess your anonymous drama

[01:24:12] I don't even care if it's real. We just want the gossip

[01:24:16] Um, you can write use it as an exercise in writing fiction. We don't care but we need some more

[01:24:22] We are getting drastically low

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