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[00:02:49] I'm Kirsten and this is mess magnet. We're back, baby

[00:02:55] Yeah

[00:02:57] We are so late that it's almost the next week, but it isn't okay and that's all that matters

[00:03:04] We're just in time and honestly

[00:03:08] Had we

[00:03:10] Recorded

[00:03:12] When we initially planned we would not have had much to talk about and now

[00:03:17] We have so much to talk about maybe

[00:03:21] Some might say and here's the thing right people will be like don't procrastinate

[00:03:26] It's not good to do things last minutes. I should go into Chicago

[00:03:29] You should have recorded earlier in the week blah blah blah guess what?

[00:03:33] Procrastination always pays cuz every time mess magnets records early

[00:03:38] We always miss out on stuff when we don't record early

[00:03:42] We got all the tea and something is always going wrong. So the thing is procrastination works. That's all kids

[00:03:49] But I I don't want to teach people that lesson because I like in university

[00:03:56] Did one of my research papers?

[00:03:57] I researched wrote edited and submitted the paper in under 24 hours

[00:04:02] I want you to a master's level into yeah

[00:04:05] I got an a and I've never had a proper work ethic since cuz same

[00:04:10] What do you mean? I who writes their master thesis in two days? Yeah, I

[00:04:15] didn't I

[00:04:19] Listen procrastination

[00:04:24] Listen some people like their brains I actually read up on this isn't just like a random thing

[00:04:29] um

[00:04:29] I read like there's something happens in your brain chemistry that when you're doing things last minute that like

[00:04:36] Does I'm not unlocked but like it does

[00:04:40] Produce good results because of like the pressure but not everyone just the people that can handle it

[00:04:46] I do think that also is like a little bit of an ADHD thing. Oh

[00:04:51] Could be yeah, but I'm not 100% sure on that and I'm not a medical doctor

[00:04:55] So don't yes my opinion on that but I think Nick oil be very good

[00:05:00] Just kidding if the snake oil brand would sponsor us we would

[00:05:05] We can be bought

[00:05:09] But no, I think like

[00:05:12] there's almost like

[00:05:14] Like the thrill of like maybe it won't work out and then it does work out that's like so I feel like it's probably

[00:05:19] Like people who have like an exhibition kink where it's like, oh, maybe we'll get caught

[00:05:25] Some of that risk. That's very much me. That's the problem it

[00:05:30] Unfortunately always works out for me. So what why think I do?

[00:05:33] I think that's the thing it always works out until it doesn't

[00:05:36] and then

[00:05:39] Shit, oh

[00:05:41] But it's fine anyways, we're here we have so much to talk about I

[00:05:47] Feel like we do have a new five-star rating since we last recorded

[00:05:53] Yeah

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[00:05:57] Steph sorry for butchering that says my favorite mess

[00:06:00] I love listening to hear their thoughts on only the most important issues of the day

[00:06:04] It's a light hearted treat from my own mess. Oh

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[00:06:09] Love it. Thank you. You

[00:06:12] You're the best we appreciate y'all and again, we have not forgotten the

[00:06:18] That's a live. It's just yes. We need to schedule it

[00:06:22] It's just tough with travel happening for people but we will have that scheduled. It's a soon. I

[00:06:29] Listen, I'm trying to not point fingers because it's not like I'm just like perfectly organized and I'm like presenting you with do

[00:06:37] Like no, no, no, like both of us have not because again procrastination wins

[00:06:42] But

[00:06:44] This is our 100th episode of mess bangers. Is it actually it is you lie? I'm serious

[00:06:55] This was episode 100. We're actually terrible

[00:07:00] You didn't I feel like I told you this a week ago. No, we had this whole conversation. I did not put it together

[00:07:06] That's what I am

[00:07:09] Listen, you're not here to do math. That's what I also I was gonna say I need to look yeah. Oh my

[00:07:16] Yeah, so this is our one episode which is very exciting. We made it

[00:07:21] We're here

[00:07:32] Listen why did I forget because every mess magnet episode is so much fun and cool and

[00:07:40] Ridiculous that hundred is just part of that but thank you to all of you for letting us like get to a hundred

[00:07:50] Period like we wouldn't have a hundred episodes if we weren't getting the five-star ratings and reviews and the downloads

[00:07:57] And all of the love

[00:07:59] We say it every single time and I think every podcaster says this but I think we're the only ones that are right about

[00:08:04] It the messengers fans of this podcast are the best fans of any podcast

[00:08:10] Period period I can't wait to meet y'all in Chicago

[00:08:13] I'm so jealous. I know I still have your

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[00:08:21] It's fine, it's fine one way out Tori did make me a mess magnets friendship bracelet

[00:08:27] Did I ever show you that? Yes. Yes, you did. Yeah super cute. So at least I thought

[00:08:32] That going for Tori is amazing and speaking of Tori

[00:08:35] She is going to join me for next week's episode while you're away traveling in a few different states

[00:08:42] Mm-hmm. Listen, actually yes, it will be a few different states

[00:08:47] But it's fine. Whatever

[00:08:51] Yeah, I'm excited I will be in Chicago next week I'll be seeing the messengers

[00:08:56] You know in person it's gonna be messy. I can't wait this week is the Met Gala

[00:09:01] So we will be talking about which will be really fun

[00:09:07] But that's not what we're talking about this time today

[00:09:12] We've got

[00:09:13] Different mess to talk about should we get into it? Let's okay. Let's

[00:09:19] Alright, the thing is we sent in the cover art

[00:09:22] I just want to make it clear and the title week

[00:09:27] Like you days ago days ago

[00:09:30] current I I won't so I just wanted to say that and

[00:09:34] If we were doing it right now

[00:09:35] I am messy and I think I would have put J Cole as the cover and made like business decision mess

[00:09:43] as our

[00:09:45] Title because that's what happened here. All right

[00:09:48] Because we want I was on this podcast mad at J Cole being like, oh you suck

[00:09:53] Why did you do this? No, I take it all back baby

[00:09:57] Because we are in for it Meg

[00:10:01] Did this and I love her because Megan the salient has

[00:10:06] Was not okay push a T like will it whatever and make mail? We know okay, but this year

[00:10:12] 2024 cat William said right truth will be set you free Meg

[00:10:17] The salient said great now

[00:10:18] Let me get Drake's ass real quick for his fake body for him cosplaying

[00:10:24] You know and being a culture vulture

[00:10:27] Etc etc, etc. All right. I don't want to want people to forget that Meg started this this year

[00:10:35] Yes, like it

[00:10:38] obviously

[00:10:39] Drake has had haters. Yes, but Drake is also an overwhelming support. And so this year

[00:10:46] 2024 is a big year for the Drake haters

[00:10:50] And I think if you go back on this very podcast there are many times when I talk about

[00:10:55] hating Drake cover and preying on his downfall and

[00:10:59] Maybe not getting

[00:11:01] People being like no

[00:11:04] No, I am a hater if if Drake has one hater it's me if to drink has no haters

[00:11:12] I'm dead

[00:11:14] My god, no, I love it, okay

[00:11:16] And I also want to say again at this start of the pot. We are not like rap historians

[00:11:22] So we're not gonna get everything correct. That's what we're trying to give you like the high level timeline

[00:11:28] Yeah, I'm putting Chappelle on the clock at recap kickback

[00:11:33] Me here like a full-on breakdown because you like a deep dive

[00:11:37] Yes, like an actual he said he was like I need to bring out the whiteboard yes

[00:11:43] Yes, you do. We and we would like to see it. Yeah

[00:11:46] um

[00:11:47] I we were recording a podcast yesterday Kirsten as this was happening and I literally

[00:11:53] Like while we were like was like no you need to do this

[00:11:56] Like I need this and someone has to do the detail breakdown miss magnets got you on the like

[00:12:02] How did we get here?

[00:12:04] From a pop culture

[00:12:07] Where did this come from and like a light top-level analysis?

[00:12:12] Yeah, you can feel confident talking to the people in your life about this without looking like a total fool

[00:12:19] Oh my god, I'm not tagline

[00:12:23] But we are not like the experts going into every single thing correct about

[00:12:28] There's two it's too much and we are not like the qualified professionals to give

[00:12:33] Everything but I do think that if you are looking for like a pop culture perspective of all of this. We're probably

[00:12:42] Gonna be the only like straight-up pop culture podcast that goes into like heavy detail on this at all, right?

[00:12:48] so like yes, we're sitting in the middle and we're happy to do it and

[00:12:53] we own that we will likely make some mistakes, but

[00:12:58] We listen we have to talk about this like at the point where rap beef is the only thing

[00:13:05] I am seeing on my Twitter feed and

[00:13:08] Every single tick-tock I scroll past is I hate the way that you walk the way that you talk like that

[00:13:14] This is culture right now. This is what everyone was talking about. This is like the it's almost a monoculture

[00:13:19] It's almost Taylor Swift level of like in the atmosphere

[00:13:22] Right, yeah like now it's just like that kind of vibe

[00:13:26] Yeah, 100% speaking of Taylor Swift. Okay, there's very few things in this world

[00:13:31] But being a Taylor Swift fan prepared before

[00:13:35] Analyzing lyrics and looking for mess in music is like the one thing. Okay that I

[00:13:41] Can't even fight you on that. I will have one million percent give you that. Okay

[00:13:45] Yes, I just I feel like I needed to get we need to get that this is like

[00:13:48] I give you that okay

[00:13:51] We need to get that disclaimer also

[00:13:55] Everything almost everything we're saying is alleged

[00:13:58] Have a little bit more legs than others, but it is still alleged and one day everything is gonna come out

[00:14:06] I'm sure in the next week, right?

[00:14:08] Someone is actually gonna do the work and do all of it. We're recording this the day after

[00:14:14] In the morning like this happened last night

[00:14:19] So it's really morning

[00:14:22] So stop this all right if you had issues and I'm deading it right now, all right cool

[00:14:28] But now let's get into what the F is going on. Yeah, all right

[00:14:34] So in case um, you're living under the rock or your Omer

[00:14:37] Um, you're like what's going on because why did Omer tweet you that today? I

[00:14:43] Will cuz I so I tweeted yes someone who's been praying for Drake's downfall. This is a great day and

[00:14:50] Omer said why you mean

[00:14:57] Yes, um, and so you have to remember to Omer's from the greater Toronto area so, you know the sex

[00:15:03] Dread that's great territory. And so he's like, what do you mean? And I was like

[00:15:08] So that's why I needed since I saw that I was like hopefully this thing so I can give him his lashing I'm just kidding

[00:15:16] Let's be clear he's he's so anyway, the point is

[00:15:21] Drake and Kendrick Lamar and Jay Cole were in a feud

[00:15:24] We talked about this a few episodes ago about when Jay Cole had dropped out clowning him

[00:15:30] Well, we're stupid and Jay Cole is the only smart person here

[00:15:34] Jay Cole said actually I am NOT going to beef with a Pulitzer Prize winner and I think that that's beautiful

[00:15:43] That's the thing and here's the tea a

[00:15:46] Scorpio and a Gemini are in a fight. Let's just leave them

[00:15:50] Don't be yeah, like don't get into it. Let's stay out of it, you know

[00:15:55] Yeah

[00:15:57] but yeah, and so

[00:15:59] The we talked about already like a few episodes ago people could go in for you explaining all that to me

[00:16:04] but obviously what we talked about before was

[00:16:09] Kendrick being on

[00:16:12] Boomin's like that and then Drake's response on tour and

[00:16:19] all of and Drake releasing push-ups and

[00:16:23] Then the Jay Cole like releasing then unreleasing then like pulling out of it is kind of what we talked about and so the

[00:16:30] Place where we would have to start would be

[00:16:35] Drake releasing tailor-made freestyle on April 24th of 20 correct. Yes

[00:16:41] And just a quick thing this stuff goes back

[00:16:46] Years, okay. This is not something new they have hated each other for a long long time

[00:16:53] alright, let's just make that clear and

[00:16:56] They funny enough they were on songs together

[00:17:00] but then first person shooter right came out and

[00:17:05] That's where all of it went to hell. But either way, let's let's come. Okay, we have dropped push-ups

[00:17:12] Drake drops it and

[00:17:15] all the earlier versions were leaked online, right it's very much a

[00:17:19] Response to like that, which is Kendrick Lamar's

[00:17:24] Great it also top and then tailor-made gets dropped. Yes, and

[00:17:30] When push-ups gets released Drake also released tailor-made like I said, which is another

[00:17:37] Distract at Kendrick Lamar or k-dot if you eat people like oh what's k-dot? That's Kendrick Lamar

[00:17:42] And people are saying that the song featured AI

[00:17:48] Generated vocals imitating Tupac and Snoop Dogg. It's which like I'm sorry

[00:17:55] That is so disgusting. It's so weird. Like why are we doing dumbass shit like this? And and it's like

[00:18:02] Though to me what is so alarming about AI right now is like I should be doing the job that humans don't want

[00:18:09] To do like data entry and like typing not creative things like a verse on a rap song

[00:18:17] Yes

[00:18:18] It's just it's ridiculous

[00:18:21] And from that then of course a Tupac's estate does talk about this like the unauthorized

[00:18:28] Equally dismaying use of Tupac's voice against Kendrick, you know was given nothing but respect to Tupac

[00:18:33] You know is like an insult basically and Drake then takes it down

[00:18:39] Yeah, cuz he was gonna get sued by Tupac's estate. Correct as he should okay idiot

[00:18:45] Then this is where it goes to hell in a handbasket

[00:18:51] Because just I can't believe this like they were

[00:18:55] Literally together. But anyway, also I want to say side note billboard has a really great article

[00:19:01] Doing the whole breakdown of the beef. It's just it's too much

[00:19:04] Like going back to like 2013 like the origins of all of this. Mm-hmm. So, okay, so now

[00:19:11] And then Drake also talked about it by the way on tour right like there's been a little bit here and there so now

[00:19:19] Yes, sorry just like one more point about

[00:19:22] The Drake disses there is like one of the specific

[00:19:27] Disses is saying that oh, yeah

[00:19:29] like I understand why you haven't responded because you don't want to compete with Taylor Swift new album because

[00:19:34] Drake did push his last release so that it wouldn't come out on the same day as Midnights

[00:19:39] Which was Taylor's last album before torture Poets Department. So it's like

[00:19:43] Because there is there is some Swifty stuff coming up. So just want to keep that in for contact. Right?

[00:19:51] And it's called Taylor anyway, yes

[00:19:55] So then now fast forward to April 30th. This is like what we're gonna try to like zoom in on

[00:20:01] Okay, so April 30th

[00:20:04] Kendrick strikes back and

[00:20:07] Strike back he did with a six minute long song called euphoria

[00:20:15] It is

[00:20:17] Nuts, okay. It's like my favorite thing about it is the hate the way you talk because he really is

[00:20:26] A hater to his core. It's okay and it's just like very clear

[00:20:32] He has hated Drake for a long time period

[00:20:35] He has had animosity for Drake for a long time and he just needed Drake to open his mouth

[00:20:40] So that he could go nuclear on him

[00:20:44] Correct. So there and the highlights of this because the best thing I will say which is why I

[00:20:51] The next songs have gotten even more lethal is Kendrick said but don't tell no lies about me

[00:20:57] And I won't tell no truths about you and then he alludes

[00:21:01] In euphoria to

[00:21:05] What's the like PC not a PC but Drake's dealing with underage people

[00:21:11] Anything I'm not gonna talk about it and that's a public service

[00:21:15] Yeah, and it's like I

[00:21:18] for

[00:21:19] If people are curious about the allegations towards Drake and underage girls

[00:21:26] There is a lot out there. There's a lot of like

[00:21:28] Publicly confirmed information about like texting girls when they're young and like dating someone the minute they turn 18 kind of vibes

[00:21:34] But I'm pretty sure beyond the blinds did an episode about Drake blind items and the items are

[00:21:42] extremely alarming and I

[00:21:45] Have

[00:21:47] interacted with people

[00:21:49] Who kind of independently verified some of that information that I've seen in blind items?

[00:21:54] Independently verified some of that information that I've seen in blind items. So like obviously it's just my opinion. I don't have facts

[00:22:02] Also a Twitter third, I can't find their app right now

[00:22:06] Where they've actually posted all the receipts again, we're saying it's alleged but like there's receipts. That's all I'm good

[00:22:13] Yeah, it like it's it's alleged

[00:22:14] It's our opinion

[00:22:15] But we don't have the the verified facts like we wouldn't be going into like a court of law with this kind

[00:22:21] Of thing. Yep. So just one

[00:22:24] It's it's it is what it is

[00:22:26] So the thing is he names the tide the title of the dish act is euphoria

[00:22:32] funny enough Drake is a

[00:22:35] Producer on the show euphoria and

[00:22:39] It's a show about teenagers

[00:22:42] And it's a show about teenagers doing things teenagers are not doing did you watch you for your Sasha? No, I haven't it's

[00:22:50] It's

[00:22:51] Crazy, it's yeah, so much more wild. Um, yeah

[00:22:56] Yeah, so it's just I I just want to make that and of course like there's more

[00:23:02] Analysis, but I find those like to be the craziest piece well

[00:23:05] And did you know that euphoria premiered on June 16th six 16?

[00:23:12] Just for the right just in case you wanted to know that information

[00:23:15] Oh

[00:23:16] Yeah, so that I love that okay

[00:23:19] And also euphoria is right like the idea of like that the change in mood

[00:23:25] People are saying that it very much could be tying into like how it starts very chill, right?

[00:23:30] there's a sample of the whiz in there where I

[00:23:35] The whiz himself is like, oh

[00:23:38] I'm gonna fraud all along kind of deal if you play

[00:23:43] The opening backwards it's the way backwards. Oh my god

[00:23:48] And then I'm also right if it gets a little bit more aggressive later

[00:23:52] There's a beat switch is just a rapping gets way more intense. Love it

[00:23:57] And of course the song dropped on a Tuesday

[00:24:02] funny enough

[00:24:03] There's pictures of Kendrick meeting Beyonce

[00:24:07] And doing dinner with her day I think a day before days before this so I'm also

[00:24:13] Thinking that this drop is crazy. But Beyonce was like just drop it and the world will stop

[00:24:20] Just do it. It's fine. Cuz yeah, Tuesday's not really like a standard day for music to come out, correct

[00:24:27] And yeah, like I said everything and the whiz sample is everything you say about me is true. I'm a phony

[00:24:32] So

[00:24:36] Good so then

[00:24:38] Okay, so then the opening line is right like I calculate you're not as calculated. I can't even predict your angle

[00:24:45] Now I just want to say

[00:24:47] This is crazy

[00:24:49] From for what happens in meet the grams

[00:24:53] Mm-hmm. That's why I just hold that. Okay everyone

[00:24:57] Then of course he talks about like how you're fabricating stories on the family front blah blah blah

[00:25:03] Pathetic master manipulator. I can smell the tails on you now

[00:25:06] fine, then he talks about like the

[00:25:09] Why I'm and Melly which you know do their research on him of course, but like a lot of insider issues there

[00:25:17] There's the push it t-line which listen push a tee is

[00:25:21] The reason we know Adonis exists drinks. Well it and exactly right like thoughts

[00:25:28] What's so

[00:25:30] Funny about all this is it's like

[00:25:35] Kendrick wouldn't be able to even have some of these bars about Drake being such a horrible father

[00:25:42] Except for a previous rap

[00:25:46] It's just how embarrassing every time a rap beef like Drake is having a new well

[00:25:50] It just seems like honestly like Drake

[00:25:53] Maybe you should get your own household under sorts before you start lashing out at other people. What do you say that?

[00:26:00] I'm on team

[00:26:02] If you're gonna be a deadbeat just own it so that you're not getting embarrassed and rap beef

[00:26:08] Well, yeah, I need one of the two you can't be both

[00:26:13] Yeah, exactly

[00:26:14] But like I'm like, oh no, like I'm actually a good dad and it's like well

[00:26:21] Just be future because

[00:26:25] Anyway, that's all I'm saying

[00:26:27] Why was just in Thompson trending yesterday and it was for basketball I couldn't believe it so then

[00:26:33] He also questions Drake's fatherhood, of course

[00:26:36] And then there's a Drake's like 20 versus one line, but he make but Kendrick says not that's your ghostwriter

[00:26:43] And of course, um, he then talks about the young women

[00:26:49] and I might

[00:26:51] Okay. I don't want to say this is my favorite because there is

[00:26:55] Casual homophobia casual transphobia and all of this. I want to make that very clear that that is

[00:27:01] Very true. I don't accept it, but it is part of unfortunately currently rap beef

[00:27:08] Period it has been it's really unfortunate

[00:27:11] But he my favorite is when he says there's two bad bitches on stage and it's you and sexy, right?

[00:27:18] I

[00:27:19] Loved it. I think that is so funny because I do think that Drake gives like Instagram baddie

[00:27:26] Yeah, that's what I mean

[00:27:28] That's why

[00:27:30] Meg had the lyric about him having a BBL. Yes

[00:27:37] God it's so funny

[00:27:39] And then of course he's alluding to Jake being a snitch and that you know saying like Drake and J Cole kissing on stage

[00:27:47] Crazy Ari and there's so much more so I would recommend at on Twitter at Jotox music and that is like a

[00:27:56] 50 like a plus tweet red on breaking down each thing because it's like

[00:28:02] What you need to understand is that every single line has a lot of meaning and often

[00:28:09] multiple meanings on each line the writing is just so

[00:28:14] Tight correct and good and like

[00:28:18] Again, like I wouldn't personally not start a beef with someone who has a pewlitzer for their further ready

[00:28:23] Like that's just not my journey

[00:28:26] I'm here is the thing I comparing them

[00:28:30] Kendrick is lyrics lyrically like in another stratosphere

[00:28:34] Yes, but I enjoy like right but it's not to say like Drake's music isn't good and that he could he can come

[00:28:39] up with good

[00:28:41] Good catchy

[00:28:43] One-liner a little help. Yes, right the rest which again is fine

[00:28:47] Like most artists don't write all their own lines like I'm not out here being like, oh no, I agree

[00:28:53] Like whatever I don't care if people have ghost writers or not. It's just like if you're going to

[00:29:00] Come for Kendrick Lamar like yeah

[00:29:04] This is you have to expect like it's like mess with the bull you get the horns, correct

[00:29:09] And again this person hates he hate like

[00:29:13] If someone's so well-spoken hated me this much no, it's over. I would you'd never see me again

[00:29:21] That's what I'm saying. Like it's just curtains and J Cole again smart man. Listen

[00:29:27] Apologies to J Cole. We really clowned on you and you were right all along. Yeah, we're the clown here

[00:29:32] Okay, and yeah, so again, there's way more break downs by we're trying to do this high level then he drops

[00:29:40] Six sixteen in LA and if folks are like, well where that come from? What does that mean?

[00:29:45] But Drake is known right for many times to do

[00:29:50] The like 6 a.m. Here in the location 3 a.m. Here blah blah blah, right?

[00:29:59] And yes, go ahead. Oh I was gonna say one more thing about you for you, but I lost. Oh, sorry completely

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[00:31:43] But yet I country said and also I've got a few more points to make about you

[00:31:49] Okay, right. No, I'm sorry. I remember now after you for you came out

[00:31:55] Drake posted his Instagram story the scene from ten things. I hate about you

[00:32:00] The poem at the end that's like I hate the way you look at me

[00:32:03] I hate the way you blah blah blah

[00:32:04] But at the end it's like I most of all I hate that I don't really hate you at all

[00:32:08] Like I love you basically being like whoa we get a Kendrick. You're in love with me, which like is a funny response

[00:32:15] But also is like clearly not truly no Kendrick

[00:32:22] Again I just feel like him using a teen film to make the response also

[00:32:30] You know what I'm saying, but again

[00:32:32] I I do think that Drake has more like maybe a little bit more quotable not anymore

[00:32:38] I think now like I hate the way you are. That is the line of the century, right?

[00:32:42] Like he hates him, but before that I remember the like is that a world tour or your girls tour, right?

[00:32:50] It's good. It's catchy. That's all

[00:32:53] For me, I feel like that's what Drake is and that's the thing too

[00:32:57] I feel like and maybe I'm wrong here, and if I am please tell me but like I feel like Drake is more of a pop artist

[00:33:03] Yeah, 100% right like dragging his ass and like again like that's fine

[00:33:10] But

[00:33:11] It's also just like he's in a totally different playing field

[00:33:15] Yep, sorry to all the like Indian boys in Oklahoma. Yeah, Drake is a pop artist

[00:33:22] Every Indian guy has a Drake haircut, I'm telling you and I'm just like why do all y'all look like wannabe Drake?

[00:33:31] It's like a thing

[00:33:35] I've never been to Oklahoma. So I don't know

[00:33:45] Feel like the Drake haircut is not like I feel like it's not even like a signature Drake hair

[00:33:50] Okay, I'm telling you I just feel like the way South Asian men are so obsessed with Drake

[00:33:59] It's out of control

[00:34:02] Grow up and be a fan of Kendrick Lamar instead. Well, I don't know

[00:34:08] Clean either. Well, no

[00:34:11] Nobody is like clean but I feel like Kendrick mostly uses his body also good versus evil. He's not

[00:34:17] Perfect on who is the no? Yeah

[00:34:22] Like he's not perfect. It and he was just talking about our Kelly. Anyway, let's just not let's be serious

[00:34:29] but it's just

[00:34:30] Shout out to all the daisy boys that are just struggling because Drake is their entire personality

[00:34:36] That's all I'm saying and if y'all think I'm lying, you don't know the enough daisies. That's what I'll tell you

[00:34:40] Then go to Oklahoma. No

[00:34:43] It's just that was my sample size but cuz I didn't wanna you know

[00:34:50] Generalize which is fair. What is the truth?

[00:34:54] So Kendrick, okay so back to 616 in LA Kendrick thinks you know

[00:35:01] DJ academic just I hate him so much. I don't want to say his name. He is compromised quote unquote. We know

[00:35:09] DJ a K he sucks. Okay, he has so many issues. I don't know that's a whole nother podcast

[00:35:17] and he's talking about how like he's untrustworthy so and

[00:35:23] The line is yeah, somebody's lying. I could see the vibes on a K even he looking compromised

[00:35:28] let's feel the layers back because it seems like

[00:35:32] Kendrick has brought him into the fold due to his relationship with Drake, right?

[00:35:37] and

[00:35:40] Like he just tries to get involved in beef and he goes live but to you know do all of the

[00:35:48] dick riding for Drake

[00:35:51] Yes, it's just I don't know I just I'm trying to find a nicer way to say that's what I'm like stumbling

[00:35:57] Yeah from what I actually feel

[00:35:59] But just he sucks. Okay, and

[00:36:02] Kendrick is like, yeah you've trying you know, like it's just he's messy AK is getting

[00:36:08] hits here and there as well

[00:36:10] and

[00:36:12] He a K is the reason right push-ups the non leaked version had come out

[00:36:18] So he's getting dissed now. Then next is there's a mole. This is a big one

[00:36:24] There is a possibility of a mole in the OVO crew

[00:36:29] Which is like

[00:36:31] so wild

[00:36:33] This is crazy because are you and the thing says are you finally ready to play? Have you ever?

[00:36:39] Let's have let's see. Have you ever thought of OVO was working for me

[00:36:46] What is this espionage spy shit and the reason you read espionage literally you have to hold on to this is

[00:36:54] Because of what's coming later

[00:36:56] And

[00:36:57] If folks know push a T weekend Kendrick have all warned him about leaks inside his own camp

[00:37:04] And push it he I think went on Joe Budden's podcast. Yeah to tell him

[00:37:09] You know that

[00:37:10] About who told him about Drake having a kid in the first place

[00:37:16] So then third is Kendrick also, you know trolls Drake for coming at his connections to Taylor Swift

[00:37:22] Where on Drake's push-ups right like you said he was referencing Taylor Swift's fan base

[00:37:27] He said the Swifties fast forward to today Kendrick is talking about how

[00:37:32] Drake and connected those dots by

[00:37:36] Talking allegedly talking about Swift the main producer. Like you said Jack Antonov who did produce

[00:37:42] it's one six in LA, which is like

[00:37:46] Crazy

[00:37:48] Crazy

[00:37:50] Yeah, like that is not Jack Antonov's I

[00:37:54] Don't run right. Oh, like that is not where Jack Antonov is at home

[00:37:59] So but one thing about Jack Antonov is he will jump into a beef like he is

[00:38:05] Like he'll do an interview and like

[00:38:08] He'll talk about yay and be like yeah

[00:38:11] No one ever told that man to shut up or like just like like out of nowhere

[00:38:16] Just like shooting the the strays even though

[00:38:19] That beef like hasn't really been that big of a deal much and it's also like Kendrick Lamar

[00:38:24] did um

[00:38:28] Ream not a remix like a version of the song bad blood on. Oh, yeah Taylor Swift album as well which when

[00:38:36] Taylor Swift performs bad blood the crowd yells back Kendrick's line during

[00:38:41] So

[00:38:43] It's just it's very funny

[00:38:45] But and I find it funny because I think when you're a real hater like Kendrick is which is what I aspire to be

[00:38:52] Like he's the final boss, you know the real haters. I

[00:38:56] Aspired to be this petty well, I'm like I'm getting people that literally don't even

[00:39:02] Do the genre to come on and do stuff for me just so I can have the you know

[00:39:07] The credits and the tea and the receipts on the screenshot so I love that then Kendrick of course named drops a Zac

[00:39:15] Who is a socialite, you know influence or whatever and accuses Drake right of using bots because a Drake

[00:39:23] allegedly conspired with Zach said talk, you know talk shit about Kendrick and

[00:39:29] We also talked about dizzy like you're using Twitter bots

[00:39:33] Well and like because it has been like the Twitter bots

[00:39:37] For all of these rappers have been like out of control the past at least six months

[00:39:43] Like there's all the push-it t-bots the Metro Boomin bots like

[00:39:48] There's a lot of those bots and they're and they're not like

[00:39:52] It's not like pro Metro Boomin bots like pro like it's like. Mm-hmm

[00:39:57] I could see if Drake bought all these bots to be spamming hateful shit

[00:40:01] Listen him and the Royals one thing they're gonna do by the bots. I

[00:40:07] Wish we could afford bots to like big up mass make

[00:40:13] Okay, when who's doing it for us

[00:40:16] So then of course, um, the big three comes back again. So Drake, you know potentially

[00:40:22] also talks about the big three which is

[00:40:25] Himself Drake and J. Cole which like come on

[00:40:29] Jay-z is still rapping right like all these rappers are still out like

[00:40:36] You guys are the big anyway, let me stop. Yeah

[00:40:39] Let's see it fair enough

[00:40:41] It's just because the line is trifecta money morals and culture

[00:40:46] Which like money is Drake morals. Maybe is Jake home and culture is

[00:40:52] Kendrick but you know, I could I could see either way where

[00:40:56] Kendrick but you know, I could I could see either way where Kendrick's morals Jake Cole is culture

[00:41:01] I don't know either way he says like that's my leisure some rap fans suggest right that money obviously

[00:41:06] blah blah blah, so it's just I find it very interesting because then

[00:41:11] Kendrick also thinks you know, like hey, he talks about the Elohim

[00:41:17] You know which he's maybe calling himself God

[00:41:20] You know and there's like

[00:41:23] Elohim maybe because Drake is of Jewish faith blah blah blah

[00:41:27] Sure, if Drake is Jewish, how do I kindly say this? There are many ways to practice Judaism

[00:41:36] I'm not sure that Drake is a practicing Jew does not make him any less Jewish

[00:41:41] I'm just and the second thing

[00:41:44] Stop using

[00:41:47] Anti-semitism to talk about Drake

[00:41:51] There are so many look at Kendrick's other stuff, right? There are so many ways to drag

[00:41:57] Drake, okay

[00:41:58] Anti-semitism and this weird like Jews run the world shit is ridiculous

[00:42:02] if you find out the actual reasons why a lot of like

[00:42:07] European Jews first of all, you don't even want to know how Jews became white. Let's

[00:42:12] Talk about there's a lot of salt that happened

[00:42:17] With Europeans for this to happen. Okay, it was not a choice and then secondly

[00:42:22] And do they benefit from whiteness? Yes, that is not up for debate either

[00:42:26] But anyway Jews of color like me exist number two and number three saying like Jews run the world

[00:42:33] When back in the day the only jobs people were willing to give Jews were the quote-unquote dirty jobs

[00:42:40] Which was the money the you know the trade whatever blah blah blah

[00:42:44] So it was literally like oh these are these are the things that through like Christianity we're not allowed

[00:42:49] Yeah, that would will make that where it's the only thing that Jewish people are allowed to do and then

[00:42:54] We're gonna shut all them for doing it. And then now that those industries have become like powerful industries

[00:43:00] It's like oh wow. Well Jews run the world. No, yeah, it's crazy. Yeah, how about that? Okay

[00:43:06] It's more that it's this is a classist issue. This is an elitist issue, but this is not stop making it a Jewish issue

[00:43:14] Don't play me on that like I'm not the one

[00:43:17] Cuz it's just it's getting weird with like the anti-semit the casual anti-semitism

[00:43:22] Like and and people on my timeline are retweeting it which I'm like about to start blocking people cuz I'm getting here

[00:43:28] I honestly like as you should cuz like literally fuck that and

[00:43:33] For it to be like it is the year

[00:43:37] 2024 we have a lot more has like

[00:43:42] A historical knowledge than in the past

[00:43:46] Google is literally free

[00:43:48] Go look up the origins of some of the shit you're saying and that you feel so comfortable

[00:43:53] Reposting and when you see where that comes from, maybe you'll think a little bit differently like just enough

[00:44:01] Yeah, that's how I've agreed

[00:44:03] It's just it's ridiculous. And then of course then the algorithm

[00:44:08] Oh and sorry for another reason why maybe he used God's name is

[00:44:13] Because I could also think that Kendrick believes he's a Hebrew Israelite

[00:44:17] So that could be another reason it doesn't have to be anti-semit, you know

[00:44:22] No, sorry doesn't have to be a distant Drake being Jewish either

[00:44:25] So just want to say that but it's just I wanted to use that as a way to be like stop

[00:44:29] Well, it needed it needed to be said people needed to be told to stop that

[00:44:34] Exactly. And then of course the Al Green song is sampled, right?

[00:44:38] Where where the wonderful thing love is and the reason that this is significant is because Drake's uncle

[00:44:46] Was a guitarist and songwriter for Al Green

[00:44:50] Neppo, baby

[00:44:52] Well, yeah

[00:44:54] And then it's it's like literally your own family being used against yes

[00:45:00] Which listen a Kendrick Lamar?

[00:45:03] Staple at this point because the closing mention of

[00:45:07] Michael Jackson, right where in his initial verse on the metro unlike that basically is that he rhymed

[00:45:15] You know and he talks about 616 in LA's final bar. He says ask what Mike would do

[00:45:22] Unlike that he says that and then here he talks about how basically

[00:45:28] Prince career exceeded Michael Jackson's but both were iconic and since Drake tied Michael Jackson's

[00:45:36] record for most number one single it seems like

[00:45:40] he's trying to you know, Drake is trying to be MJ, but

[00:45:45] Princess Beth

[00:45:49] And and he's talking about just how like Prince outlives Michael Jack, okay, literally

[00:45:59] I

[00:46:01] Everyone's getting whacked at this point. Apparently he's like dead or alive. I don't care

[00:46:06] You get your lashes and everyone's dying is what it feels like and then of course

[00:46:14] Huh? The main event family matters came out last night and we're just like yeah, this was anticipated

[00:46:20] Wow exciting amazing

[00:46:22] Okay, I listened to it. I felt like this is like a classic Drake like

[00:46:29] Bob, you know in that like oh, I'm like excited. I'm like sweet this sound some bars really hit

[00:46:35] Well, blah blah blah, right? Like it was cute. It's very much again a Drake song. I felt yeah

[00:46:41] I feel like um, that's the best way to describe a good Drake song. It's like it's cute not hot

[00:46:46] Yes. Yes. Okay, and I will be with you some like I said, I like a lot of the lyrics

[00:46:53] but

[00:46:55] Currently lately I've been feeling like Drake has been like really corny

[00:46:59] And I'm not like I haven't listened to his new music in a while

[00:47:02] But you know when Drake says like they missed the old me girl don't tempt me. No, I'm tempting right now

[00:47:09] Okay, like Drake brought a knife to a gunfight. Yes. So of course Drake talk and again

[00:47:16] I think that he tried with family matters

[00:47:20] Because he starts it with like you mentioned my seed now deal with his dad

[00:47:25] I gotta go bad bad bad. Okay, then there's a good amount of shots that are taken he starts with

[00:47:33] Dragging his

[00:47:35] Kendrick and Whitney Alfred relationship

[00:47:38] And he says, you know, don't go back to your hood and plant no money trees

[00:47:42] Which is you know Kendrick Lamar's money tree that came out in 2012 and yeah, you hate the girls

[00:47:47] I fuck but I know what you mean

[00:47:51] You know, and he's basically being like I've been with all kinds of women and you only like white women blah blah blah

[00:47:56] Shut up. That's so crazy. And then things get a little bit more crazy because he says

[00:48:02] Yeah, sorry. Sorry. It's also just like so ridiculous for it to be like

[00:48:08] it's

[00:48:09] The talk about the women that Drake is interested in is that they are girl underage girls children

[00:48:15] and then he's like oh well, but like

[00:48:17] You only date white women as if that's an equivalent

[00:48:25] Correct all right and not only that it's so funny that

[00:48:30] Drake is known

[00:48:32] allegedly allegedly allegedly

[00:48:35] for talking to underage women the most

[00:48:39] Honorable population of young girls are black girls

[00:48:45] Wait, it is known that black girls disappear much higher rates. Yeah any other girls and

[00:48:52] Black girls are like much more likely to be treated as if they were adults even though they're not adults and

[00:49:00] I per se just realized everything hyper sexualized just at like extreme high risk

[00:49:07] Compared to other populations of young so it's just really like what you're saying is not doing what you think it's doing Drake

[00:49:12] Yeah, like enough

[00:49:14] Numbity for no reason the underage girls alone and there would be so many like

[00:49:22] You know girls like Miami girls. I'm sure of age that would be like ready to you know do what?

[00:49:30] There's a lot there are a lot of women who would be women happy to do

[00:49:37] pretty much whatever Drake asked them over the age of right, but yeah, and

[00:49:42] so it's like

[00:49:44] It's hard because you're like well

[00:49:47] Damn, you really like not that anyone like would need to do like I'm trying to think of the right way to say it

[00:49:52] But it's literally like you have all of the options in the world

[00:49:57] And you're like, you know what? I want a child

[00:50:03] This thing okay, and then of course the he now brings up the children and this is when

[00:50:12] We've completely lost the plot because now Drake has opened himself up to everything because Drake says

[00:50:20] Why you know you never hold your son you tell him say cheese

[00:50:23] we would have left we could have left out the kids out of this, but don't blame me and

[00:50:29] Basically, he then goes on to suggest that Lamar's children

[00:50:33] One of them is actually fathered by Dave free who is his create who been Kendrick Lamar's creative partner

[00:50:41] And again as you said earlier on this very podcast Sasha if he would just own that he's a deadbeat

[00:50:48] Yes, I would like it wouldn't be able to impact him

[00:50:52] Dad but it's obviously where like he wants to have his cake and eat it too

[00:50:58] but like

[00:50:59] And it's just not happening. And then of course in euphoria

[00:51:05] Lamar named not Lamar Lamar. Oh my god

[00:51:10] Yeah, you can believe Lamar. Yeah, it's kind of I like no journalists when they go by surname

[00:51:15] Yeah, oh my god

[00:51:16] Anyway, Kendrick like name checks a Toronto Chinese food restaurant new ho king

[00:51:22] first of all who is going to new ho king tomorrow send me a picture and

[00:51:28] He talks about that. So in the video for family matters

[00:51:31] Drake goes to the restaurant and he says Kendrick just opened his mouth someone go hand him a Grammy right now

[00:51:38] Where is your uncle at cuz I want to talk to the man of the house now

[00:51:43] Again, I could see why this is transphobic

[00:51:46] I will say that because allegedly or someone I read this on Twitter again could be lies

[00:51:52] I don't know but that Kendrick's on

[00:51:56] transitioned

[00:51:57] to a man

[00:52:00] Okay, yeah, so

[00:52:03] So I just I thought that was an interesting line and

[00:52:06] In the music video for

[00:52:08] family matters he is

[00:52:11] using the car or a similar car

[00:52:15] That was in Mad City the van from Mad City and good kid

[00:52:20] And Drake I just rushing it

[00:52:24] also want to say

[00:52:27] If that's true about Kendrick's

[00:52:29] Uncle and that the line was intended to be

[00:52:33] Some sort of got you for having a trans man in your family

[00:52:37] As if I couldn't hate Drake more

[00:52:40] You know like I thought I had reached the limit, but that's like

[00:52:45] Now I'm at a 10 out of 10 again

[00:52:47] I hate the way that you walk the way that you talk the way that you sneak this like

[00:52:52] Absolutely not and then of course a season to sis is for hoes basically saying like he never told Kendrick that

[00:52:58] You know sent a season to sis

[00:53:00] You know sent a season to sis

[00:53:02] You called two pox estate and begged them to sue me take that shit down

[00:53:09] I don't think that two pox estate needed any outside influence

[00:53:14] To do that like that's so ridiculous to try and say oh no Kendrick to beg for it

[00:53:21] Stop it. It's ridiculous. And then what's crazy is like he talks again talks about his kids and then he talks about how

[00:53:28] How

[00:53:30] Drake talks about how Kendrick Lamar

[00:53:33] um, you know has

[00:53:35] Allegedly or not. Yeah allegedly because Kendrick has denied it on the breakfast club, I believe so

[00:53:40] Allegedly that he hired a crisis management team for committing domestic violence on his partner

[00:53:47] And there is like people found

[00:53:50] her like posts Whitney's post on

[00:53:54] Instagram and it's a cryptic it could be alluding to domestic violence. It couldn't be but here's the thing everyone

[00:54:01] Drake should not be talking about nothing. Mr. Free Tory land

[00:54:05] Should not be talking about no domestic violence. And again, the line is messy

[00:54:10] I want to say that the line is good because he says

[00:54:14] um that when you

[00:54:16] Hit or fight basically your

[00:54:19] You know partner your baby mama Whitney

[00:54:22] Is it self-defense because you're the same height I think that's a funny line

[00:54:26] It's a horrible thing

[00:54:28] That's a good line. You know what call someone short. That's valid drake can't relate because he would never

[00:54:35] Interact with his baby mama, you know, you just pretend she doesn't exist correct

[00:54:40] Well, listen, that's the only one we know about and then of course again

[00:54:43] I do think that there were a lot of good lines

[00:54:47] But again, they were just cute I felt and some where I was like, oh, okay

[00:54:51] Like that was my reaction to some of them

[00:54:53] But this was very short-lived because within immediately over our word

[00:54:59] Okay, remember how I told y'all that there was a mole

[00:55:03] Because immediately

[00:55:05] Kendrick released meet the grams and when I tell you I will not listen to this song more than once because

[00:55:10] I feel like it is crazy and it is

[00:55:13] So dark and it is

[00:55:15] ridiculous

[00:55:17] What kendrick won?

[00:55:18] I also want to make that clear kendrick said it's over

[00:55:22] Yeah, we're done with like i'm not messing around with your cute little songs. It's

[00:55:29] He really hates him and he's like I want you to be on he's literally like I I don't want you on this planet anymore

[00:55:36] yeah, and

[00:55:37] I like i'll do whatever it takes

[00:55:40] Yeah, and when I tell you this is the craziest shit of my life because he drops it

[00:55:45] Okay, and then i'm like people are like, oh, can drake has a what a daughter?

[00:55:50] I can't buy and i'm like what what to me that's not even the craziest part of this song

[00:55:54] Y'all are burying the lead baby because meet the grams if you look at the cover photo

[00:56:00] it's

[00:56:01] Literally allegedly allegedly somehow he's saying that right alluding to the moles

[00:56:07] Somehow someone got a suitcase from drake's dad

[00:56:11] Uh denis

[00:56:12] and um, that's where he got all the stuff for them and it's

[00:56:17] Yeah, it's all it's all like photos and there's like photos of drake's prescriptions. I'm not kind of thing

[00:56:22] And so he is on there. There's ozempic on there. There's also one of them is

[00:56:27] uh, zolpidem which is um, it's a it's a sleeping pill it's ambien but

[00:56:34] Ambien, you know, it's a sleep aid, you know, but it's also the most common date rape drug in korea

[00:56:39] Why did I think that yes? Because I was I was like I was gonna ask you about it. So i'm so glad you brought that up

[00:56:46] Because that's what I would think of again nine people talking about that part

[00:56:50] Interesting, that's all and again, like we we don't know

[00:56:54] We don't know

[00:56:56] And the thing is this because i'll be photoshopped and I don't care

[00:56:59] We even said that on mess listen again if it if it's fake, but it's a good story

[00:57:04] We love it on this

[00:57:07] That part but somehow I don't think it's fake because again in the previous two tracks

[00:57:13] Kendrick is alluding to having a mole in drake's camp that even the people working on drake's team want his downfall

[00:57:20] That like everybody is rooting for drake's downfall

[00:57:23] And so then this just kind of adds a little fuel to that fire

[00:57:28] Correct, and I will say meg already talked about this

[00:57:33] Everyone says that he is bbl drake

[00:57:37] and again like

[00:57:39] Good for drake if that's the procedure he wanted to have to feel

[00:57:44] To get his ab his back like surgery

[00:57:47] Like do it like you can afford it. You can do it safely

[00:57:52] um

[00:57:54] It's like there are procedures where i'm gonna be like damn nobody should do that like again like the buccal fat that we talked about

[00:58:00] Um as well. I just saw someone on my tiktok this week who is

[00:58:04] 38 years old

[00:58:06] Posting their facelift recovery. No, you do not need a facelift in your 30s. Like that's ridiculous

[00:58:12] You're gonna like because again a facelift lasts like 10 to 15 years

[00:58:15] So they're gonna keep like doing by the time this woman is 70. She's not gonna have a facelift to lift

[00:58:21] so like

[00:58:22] Unnecessary procedures that are like super hard and like liposuction is one of the most risky plastic surgeries like people die getting like

[00:58:29] There's there's stuff where i'm gonna be like no

[00:58:31] But like oh bbm, whatever like you can afford it and you can pay for good doctors to do it safely like

[00:58:37] And you know he has the best access to the best people. So like it's fine

[00:58:41] Anyway, there's all but yeah, and then there's the maybach gloves

[00:58:45] um, then there's a jewelry receipts because in

[00:58:50] In family matters he has which I will say someone tweeted this that like

[00:58:55] drake was showing off a bunch of like jewelry that he's a mass like there's

[00:59:00] Pharrell's uh stuff there's two pox ring. There's

[00:59:04] Uh, michael jackson memorabilia and someone was like it just was giving like colonizer, you know that like oh I have all

[00:59:11] I was gonna say it's giving todrick hall's house

[00:59:15] With all the like wizard of all stuff

[00:59:17] No, no, it's giving like oh look at me. I have all this like it's like the british museum of history and not one

[00:59:24] Thing in that is british is british. Yep

[00:59:28] Correct, okay, because I went there and I wanted to literally start a revolution and of course, there's a vintage t-shirt

[00:59:33] There's all okay. Yeah, so it's just there's a mole is the point

[00:59:39] allegedly so now

[00:59:41] this song

[00:59:42] is so

[00:59:44] scathing, okay, because

[00:59:47] When I tell you a lyrical genius

[00:59:51] Because it starts with dear adonis and when he said dear

[00:59:56] Adonis, I think I fell over

[00:59:59] I exactly right because it's like okay

[01:00:00] We've been talking about it like in the previous ones he's talking about like being a good father

[01:00:04] But you wouldn't know anything about that like being there for your kids

[01:00:07] But you wouldn't know anything about that and it's like, okay, that's

[01:00:10] Laying it out on the line and then it's like, okay

[01:00:14] Let me address adonis directly

[01:00:16] And he's and and just so y'all know

[01:00:19] Each line each verse is addressed to drake's family

[01:00:24] and

[01:00:26] Drake does not play about his mom

[01:00:28] He anyone else I don't think he gives a flying f about we know he don't like his dad

[01:00:34] definitely, but

[01:00:35] Who's sandy?

[01:00:37] He does not play about sandy. All right, so I don't know what's gonna happen next

[01:00:42] Please okay

[01:00:43] So the first of course he's talking about to adonis and he says sometimes your parents make mistakes that affect us until we're grown

[01:00:50] And you're a good kid you need good leadership

[01:00:53] Let me be your mentor since your daddy won't teach you shit. Never let a man piss on your leg, son

[01:00:59] Now why did he have to bring that up?

[01:01:02] He's bringing up everything

[01:01:05] Everything and in case y'all didn't know this is when like meek mill was dissing drake

[01:01:11] And he's like you let uh tips home. He pissed on you in a movie theater

[01:01:16] And t I confirmed it

[01:01:18] We're not in a movie theater. I mean, I don't know what these weirdos be doing bro. What the hell?

[01:01:24] Um, some people say club, but the line is just like movie theater, but club makes way more sense

[01:01:31] Uh, either way god knows what they're up to I don't kink shame. It's none of my business

[01:01:36] Yeah, ti does say that like I think this friend isn't alive

[01:01:41] anymore

[01:01:43] Um, but did urinate uh, there's a whole complex article y'all can look it up anyway

[01:01:49] Then it's like never fall in the escort business. That's bad religion

[01:01:53] Remember you could be a bitch even if you got bitches

[01:01:58] Help

[01:02:00] It's crazy

[01:02:01] It's so crazy and then of course he talks a lot about like, um being biracial and what does it mean?

[01:02:07] You know to be like a black man in this world

[01:02:10] blah blah and then the line I loved kirsten is even if you

[01:02:14] It don't benefit your goals do some push-ups

[01:02:17] When that man released the distract call push-ups

[01:02:21] Oh, man not backs the bbl

[01:02:24] Correct, correct. Yeah, there's a lot of ozempic here and there as well

[01:02:29] Uh because it says f that ozempic what ozempic did don't don't play

[01:02:35] Don't pay to play with them brazilians, which is the bbl get a gym membership

[01:02:41] And understand don't throw rocks basically and hide your hands

[01:02:44] Uh, it's just it's so ridiculous

[01:02:47] And tells adonis don't have a kid to hide a kid to have a kid to hide again

[01:02:56] Which in case you didn't know baby that's coming

[01:02:59] um, but then

[01:03:01] There's a sandra and dennis graham versus and

[01:03:06] And when I tell you we did i'm telling you just I don't know what's gonna happen. I think like he's gonna kill him

[01:03:13] I

[01:03:14] Don't think he's gonna it stop stop. He's already dead

[01:03:17] Yeah, I also saw a lot of people posting. I don't sasha. Did you ever watch degrasse?

[01:03:23] Yes, oh my god. I I couldn't remember

[01:03:25] I saw a lot of people posting the scene where right before jimmy gets shot

[01:03:30] The gun is up and people like kendrick

[01:03:32] Yeah, I tweeted what's going on and someone just sent me that and I said oh checks out

[01:03:40] So then uh, yeah and kendrick like talks about how um

[01:03:44] He his parents have been separated but the verse like puts them together

[01:03:48] And he basically talks about all the out of allegations against underage women

[01:03:54] um, and how he like operates in the celebrity world because and again this

[01:03:59] Particular thing I believe is not exclusive to drake. It is also a thing drake does like let's talk about that

[01:04:06] but you know he

[01:04:08] kendrick talks about how there's like

[01:04:12] Uh, like a tinder, but he calls it tender because you know, they're young girls

[01:04:16] um, well and and that's also where it's like it's talking about like keeping the young girl

[01:04:23] Orbit and using it as your tinder which is very

[01:04:28] In line with all the blind items and rumors about drake's parties like it's like

[01:04:33] Like um josh and I were talking about this this morning because he's a big rap fan

[01:04:38] And he was like, oh and then there's this line and I was like, oh but have you heard about this?

[01:04:43] About drake's parties. He was like, oh my god, like it's even more

[01:04:47] Mm-hmm

[01:04:48] It's just it's ridiculous and he basically sounds like I think he should die

[01:04:53] Him and weinstein should get fucked up in a cell for the rest of their life

[01:04:58] Which should tell you everything you need to know

[01:05:00] Uh, and then he hates black women. He

[01:05:02] Sorry, he hyper sexualizes them

[01:05:05] Um with you know, blah blah blah

[01:05:07] And then he grew facial hair because he this is bad because he understood being a beard just fit him better

[01:05:19] So bad, let's know

[01:05:22] But like I said you you have if you're listening to rap you you're agreeing that there is homophobia trans, you know

[01:05:29] misogyny, you're like you're

[01:05:32] You're signing a contract

[01:05:35] To understand that you're going to hear a lot of things

[01:05:38] That you would not agree with in your life and are like not supporting

[01:05:43] Yeah, and then of course from the top rope he says he's got sex offenders on ovo that keep a monthly allowance

[01:05:49] That he keeps out a monthly allowance and like

[01:05:54] Mm-hmm. I here's and here's the thing

[01:05:56] After all of this i've only seen one thing that drake has posted anything about

[01:06:02] And it's not anything about having sex offenders on the payroll

[01:06:06] Which you would think if you don't have sex offenders on the payroll that you would actually be like

[01:06:11] Absolutely not

[01:06:14] But yet crickets

[01:06:16] Correct and I will say uh there is yeah

[01:06:20] And we're speaking of the payroll thing like that someone even found an uh article basically like how there was some payoff

[01:06:28] Going on

[01:06:29] um

[01:06:31] When it comes to all of this stuff, so again could be very much real

[01:06:36] and

[01:06:37] He also talks about you know, like when hating black women makes sense because of the megan distalian right in rihanna

[01:06:44] There's been a lot of unfavorable ways. He talks about them

[01:06:48] and um

[01:06:49] There is this could allegedly right like the tweet was talking about um bacchanat nice

[01:06:54] Who was arrested and charged with prostituting a 22 year old woman in 2014?

[01:07:01] And he pled guilty

[01:07:03] To assaulting her in 2015 again still alleged

[01:07:06] But it's this is like a thing that happened

[01:07:09] Uh, and then there's also talking about you know sexual misconduct grooming right and all other horrible crimes

[01:07:16] And kendrick is implying that drake, you know used his house for all of this stuff

[01:07:21] Um, and remember that again adds up to the blind items. Correct?

[01:07:26] Correct, and this is where right he says they be streamlining victims. Um all inside their home and calling them

[01:07:33] Ten tinder, uh, then leak videos of themselves to further push the agendas which is so funny

[01:07:39] Because remember when every man you knew was obsessed with uh with a drake

[01:07:44] Mute and every woman was like, okay

[01:07:47] um

[01:07:48] it's yeah, that's what he's talking about. He's like this is being used as bait and

[01:07:52] Um, there's also right like diddy and stuff that can be added to this

[01:07:57] So it's just there's so much going on and then the cat williams says cat williams gets your truth out

[01:08:04] So i'ma get mine

[01:08:06] um, and he talks about how

[01:08:08] The embassy about to get raided. It's a matter of time

[01:08:12] um because

[01:08:13] uh

[01:08:14] Kendrick believes that drake's home is dubbed the embassy

[01:08:20] And then he talks to lebron and he's like lebron keep your family away stef curry keep your kids away

[01:08:26] Um, everybody if you love your kids keep them away

[01:08:29] And people have now been jacking lebron because they're like, oh we know that lebron keeps his family away in toronto

[01:08:39] well, and that's the thing too where it's just like

[01:08:42] kendrick is building up the story of like

[01:08:45] Drake is not a safe person for a child to be around and it's not a good environment to raise a child in

[01:08:50] And so it's just like more evidence evidence evidence like receipts screenshots all of it

[01:08:56] A hundred percent

[01:08:58] So it's just all of it is ridiculous

[01:09:01] and then the craziest part

[01:09:03] is

[01:09:05] Dear baby girl

[01:09:08] Just

[01:09:09] Wild

[01:09:11] I said well baby girl. Whoa, who like who's baby girl? Well

[01:09:16] Yeah, and it's allegedly there's a 12 year old or 11 year old daughter

[01:09:20] Um again acclaimed drake refuted and it said should be teaching you time stables or watching frozen with you

[01:09:27] At your 11th birthday singing poems with you instead he'd be in turks

[01:09:32] paying for sex and popping perks and

[01:09:37] There were

[01:09:38] Drake was on a vacation in turks and keikos in like january. There's lots of photos

[01:09:43] It's very bad

[01:09:44] um

[01:09:46] So, okay

[01:09:48] This is what like has set everything on fire

[01:09:51] So drake did post like an instagram story. Yeah, that was just like um

[01:09:58] Let me grab the actual pose. It was just like

[01:10:01] Nah, hold on. Can someone find my hidden daughter? Please and send her to me. These guys are in shambles

[01:10:06] It's like drake you could say a lot of things about kendrick lamar

[01:10:10] But you cannot say he is in shambles. That is wild correct

[01:10:14] Correct, okay

[01:10:16] and the thing is also that he

[01:10:20] Talks about this but he's also there is a tweet people found 12 years ago

[01:10:25] And all it said is baby girl from drake

[01:10:30] I missed that one

[01:10:34] Help literally help. I am not okay

[01:10:38] Yeah, and then people were posting that I think the certified lover boy right where it's a bunch of baby mamas

[01:10:44] Once a emoji so before all the pregnant emojis. Yes a pregnant emoji

[01:10:49] But yeah, there's a tweet that says baby girl

[01:10:53] Oh lord

[01:10:55] Yeah, it I thought I bookmarked it to say to send it to you but I could not find it. It's okay

[01:11:00] It's okay. Um, either way, it's okay

[01:11:02] But yeah, so that's why people are like, oh, it's interesting that you're saying that but

[01:11:06] Okay, and then there's a lot more stuff. Okay, then there's stuff for drake that he you know, um

[01:11:12] Basically, he's like you're why are you a body shamer? But then you're gonna hide your baby mamas you're embarrassed

[01:11:18] Um, but that ain't how mama raised us take your mask off. I want to see what's under those achievements

[01:11:25] You know blah blah blah and just like calling him, you know a drug it everything under the sun

[01:11:31] But I just want to say I don't know why kendrick doing all the talking like we didn't hear mr. Morel

[01:11:38] You had kodak a no someone that pleaded guilty to being a sex defender

[01:11:46] I'm confused. Yeah. Yeah, I the only thing I can even think is he's like

[01:11:51] well, that's like

[01:11:53] It's out in the sun versus like being hidden and covered for but it's still like not good

[01:11:59] Yeah, so it's just it's so ridiculous

[01:12:02] And again, i'm not like necessarily saying this as a drake fan. It's just

[01:12:06] Everyone's dirty, but it's fine. It's still a good song period

[01:12:10] It's just and there was stuff. Um about r. Kelly too talking about how well if r. Kelly wasn't you know

[01:12:17] Hurt as a child blah blah. He wouldn't do that. Shut up

[01:12:23] Yeah, it's the kind of thing where it's like well that's kind of irrelevant to the point when you look at the full

[01:12:31] Evidence of everything that he got involved in later on

[01:12:34] Also, we're talking about how um when he was on spotify, uh r. Kelly right and kendrick is

[01:12:43] What's the word like?

[01:12:44] Uh kendrick was sorry

[01:12:47] It took his me was threatening to take his music off of spotify because they were trying to take r. Kelly's music off

[01:12:53] No, that's not true. Um, it was like a whole bigger

[01:12:59] lawsuit

[01:13:00] Issue wasn't wasn't that around the same time that a lot of artists were saying they were going to take their music off of spotify

[01:13:06] There was some like competitive

[01:13:08] Issue it wasn't necessarily like because of r. Kelly

[01:13:11] Yeah, I think that that was like an artist payment issue

[01:13:15] Because I think that like taylor swift did pull her music off of spotify and I think it was around the same time

[01:13:20] I I don't have the facts in front of me though. So I might be completely wrong

[01:13:24] Yeah, so it's just um, it was a tde exec that threatened to pull music from spotify over hate content and hateful content policy

[01:13:34] Um the platform was implementing not kendrick himself

[01:13:37] But you know again that can be disputed right like well, but why wouldn't kendrick's rep reach out on behalf of him?

[01:13:44] Yeah, exactly. It was the label head

[01:13:46] Um that threatened to do that because they were like it's not right for artists to be censored

[01:13:53] Um is like what the top doc ceo was saying

[01:13:57] so and this was

[01:14:00] 2018 where spotify announced that they're moving away from implementing policy around artist contact that policy is hateful conduct and

[01:14:08] content and hateful conduct policy

[01:14:12] And this was when removal of right like xxx and tassione and r. Kelly's music

[01:14:19] Even though r. Kelly music I believe is on spotify

[01:14:23] But I think a lot of stuff that was like removed got added like, oh, okay

[01:14:27] That's what I but it's 2018. I know but still yeah. So anyway, there's like a whole article

[01:14:32] Um where you can look up this is kendrick label head confirms. He threatened to pull music from spotify

[01:14:38] so it's just

[01:14:39] There's one thing, you know, it's it's messy. Let's just say that

[01:14:44] Yes, extremely because people were like, oh you threatened to remove your music because of r. Kelly and it's like well

[01:14:50] It could be a little bit bigger than that

[01:14:53] Just yeah, it's messy. All right, and no one is safe

[01:14:58] And no one is clean rather I should say but the way kendrick eviscerates drake is clean

[01:15:04] And we love it

[01:15:05] So, um, that is it. I did want to bring up just as a like final thing

[01:15:10] Uh kirsten that nitty scott tweeted this and I think is very funny said

[01:15:15] So owl man is writing at dawn for allegedly abused women now question mark

[01:15:21] The free torii mascot is holding lady beaters accountable

[01:15:26] One day we'll talk about how the suffering of women is reduced to punch line and clapback material and how

[01:15:33] We catch the majority of strays in rat beef

[01:15:37] Period period. Yeah and stop making

[01:15:40] Uh, and then someone else tweeted. Um, you know drake alleged that kendrick is an abuser while shouting out chris brown

[01:15:46] on the same song

[01:15:48] Make it make sense. Meanwhile, you're talking about asap and

[01:15:52] Shading rihanna get over it. She didn't want you and then drake will never never

[01:15:57] Ever go over that correct and then kendrick calls drake a black woman hating sexual predator while having kodak black

[01:16:05] You know on mr

[01:16:06] Morale make it make sense black women are the butt of the joke

[01:16:10] For both of them not to ruin the fun agreed

[01:16:14] Uh, so and then I leave you on a funny note

[01:16:18] Everyone this is not actually funny. Sorry, it's just so absurd. It's funny

[01:16:22] rick ross

[01:16:24] It's plane crashes private jet does a like crash landing in dallas

[01:16:31] in dfw

[01:16:32] Uh, and the reason they said it happened is because the landing gear got stuck, right?

[01:16:38] But everyone that is not what mr

[01:16:41] Rick ross said because he gets on instagram and he thanks everyone for expressing, you know safety and then goes

[01:16:48] It was the white boy

[01:16:51] And he said I saw f16 on some top gun shit

[01:16:57] What flying? Uh, you know on the side

[01:17:04] And he's like and basically being like, you know drake like he can you know get it like get my thing

[01:17:12] Knocked down

[01:17:16] Everyone please the governor crosses around

[01:17:21] What are we doing here?

[01:17:23] He said this is what I saw tom cruz

[01:17:26] Like oh and f1 like, oh, yeah, we got a military

[01:17:31] They forced us to the ground

[01:17:33] And then again, it's we're getting close to the um anti-semitic like jews run the world so we can do this

[01:17:40] Uh, because then he was like he's making his face and he said, you know

[01:17:44] Their face was like this

[01:17:45] Because the g's were hitting back. That's how I know it was f16

[01:17:50] What i'm okay. I'm sorry

[01:17:53] I don't believe that rick ross knows when f16 looks like well everyone

[01:17:57] Top gun knows what f16 looks like. Well, I mean I guess but like

[01:18:03] I don't know. Yeah

[01:18:06] Very much knows what every all of them look like but he's very much a buff when it comes to all this stuff

[01:18:12] Like his he loves history stuff. If you told me carthix said, oh, I saw f16. I'd be like, yeah

[01:18:16] I believe you yeah

[01:18:19] Is rick ross on the same planet as the rest of us

[01:18:22] Rick ross indulging in some fun things that we should all be indulging in while watching top gun

[01:18:30] Maybe it would make sense. It would add up

[01:18:34] That's all i'm wondering. That's all i'll say but anyway, I just needed to leave you with that and tldr

[01:18:40] Drake alleges kendrick's son isn't his he won't marry his girlfriend and he hit her kendrick replied

[01:18:48] Drake has a daughter and knowingly employs pedophiles

[01:18:52] You're welcome, and that's what you missed on

[01:18:55] Yes

[01:18:58] And here it's like you missed on glee we did a chrisley drama because I know like folks asked us

[01:19:03] But like listen, this is it. I can't we can't talk. Yeah, we like

[01:19:07] We we just spent over an hour talking about

[01:19:11] It was super fun I had a great time I hope that the listeners enjoyed it, but I say

[01:19:16] Let's get into an anonymous

[01:19:19] Okay, perfect. So

[01:19:21] We got this anonymous. Mm-hmm, and it's a bit long, but not too long. So

[01:19:26] Bear with our messenger. Okay, because this story has some setup. Okay

[01:19:31] So it starts in the sixth grade

[01:19:34] our messenger, uh who

[01:19:37] Has she her pronouns had a crush on one of their friends for like two weeks, which is a lot in the sixth grade

[01:19:43] It's a long time

[01:19:44] the summer after sixth grade

[01:19:47] He told the messenger that he liked her and she said I just want to be friends. So, okay

[01:19:52] She I guess she got over the crush. Mm-hmm. She never told him that she ever had a crush on him. Okay

[01:19:59] So then in seventh grade

[01:20:00] He started dating one of the other girls in their friend group for like two months

[01:20:03] Which again a long time when you're in the seventh grade. Yep

[01:20:06] During that time our messenger and this boy stayed really good friends and they were neighbors as well which provides a little bit of context

[01:20:13] Yes

[01:20:14] Something else to know is that?

[01:20:16] Our messenger used to go to music sleepaway camp every year since elementary school

[01:20:21] Yeah, but that one year so after grade seven, okay

[01:20:24] His girlfriend told him not to go

[01:20:27] And he listened so our messenger went alone

[01:20:31] Okay, oh my god, okay

[01:20:32] The day that our messenger got back from music sleepaway camp

[01:20:35] He asked if he could come over and told her that he had broken up with his girlfriend that day

[01:20:40] And he asked our messenger to help him text her

[01:20:44] After the breakup because they were still talking things through

[01:20:48] Again, and our messenger says like probably not the greatest thing 12 year old me could have done again. You are 12

[01:20:52] Please have some grace for yourself

[01:20:54] So then when school started so this is grade eight. Yeah for eighth grade for the americans

[01:20:59] Um, he left the friend group to give this girl space

[01:21:03] And our messenger was the only one who stayed in contact with him. Okay

[01:21:07] At the end of eighth grade the girl in the group that this boy had dated

[01:21:12] Okay

[01:21:12] Asked our messenger to stop being friends with him because it made her uncomfortable

[01:21:16] And that if her messenger stopped talking to him, maybe he would get desperate enough to get back with her like that's the exact wording

[01:21:24] Embarrassing for that girl. Oh again

[01:21:26] And like eighth grade, you don't know

[01:21:30] yeah, and

[01:21:32] Our messenger said no and the girl said fine forget

[01:21:36] And our messenger then told him that she had asked her that which again in hindsight

[01:21:41] Our messenger says pretty bitchy like my bad again. You're in the eighth grade to have some grace for your sign

[01:21:45] It's fine. You wouldn't do it now

[01:21:47] um

[01:21:48] So then it's the summer before high school started and all of the other people in that friend group stopped talking to our messenger

[01:21:56] They would constantly post pictures and videos of them hanging out or doing stuff without her which did not feel good

[01:22:02] Our messenger only hung out with one of the girls in that friend group like two times the entire summer and the rest of them

[01:22:06] All ignored her

[01:22:08] Oh my god, but then high school started our messenger took that to mean. Okay. Well, we're not friends anymore

[01:22:13] I'm gonna move on i'm going to a new school. Let me make some new friends

[01:22:17] I'm not even gonna talk to these girls. I'll like say hi to them in the hallway. Yeah, i'm not i'm not talking to them

[01:22:22] So all of this our messenger was still friends with the guy her neighbor who she had a crush on in the sixth grade

[01:22:29] They would go biking around their neighborhood

[01:22:31] They would go hiking and they would do like random activities, but they didn't really hang out at school. Okay, okay

[01:22:37] so then at the same

[01:22:40] Year

[01:22:42] Um the girl the the girl from the friend group that had been dating the guy

[01:22:47] Dated another one of his best friends to make him jealous and then lost it when he got a new girlfriend. Oh

[01:22:54] This ball game, but you were not ready to be she wasn't ready for the streets, you know, she's young

[01:23:00] So she would leave this boy long voicemails about how he had ruined her life

[01:23:04] Which again they dated for two months in the seventh grade and it's now the ninth grade. So like come on

[01:23:10] um, and

[01:23:11] Talking about how she was better for him than the new girl which is like

[01:23:16] What are you talking about?

[01:23:18] seriously, oh my um

[01:23:20] Meanwhile this boy started dating someone in grade nine and he dated her for five years

[01:23:27] So all through high school and like first year of college

[01:23:30] No, that's like um lifetime

[01:23:32] That's a long time. Yeah, and so during that relationship our messenger and this boy kind of fell out of touch

[01:23:38] They stopped talking

[01:23:40] Um every time she would ask him to hang out

[01:23:42] He would say he was busy or he would be out of town and eventually they just drifted apart

[01:23:47] Got it. Okay

[01:23:50] Um, oh he might have started dating the girl like in middle school and through high school because then

[01:23:54] It says covid hit during her junior year of high school. So these people are still young

[01:23:58] They're brave. Yeah, and

[01:24:01] After covid hit she never really heard from him again

[01:24:04] She saw him in passing during their socially distanced prom and graduation

[01:24:09] Oh and he came up to her while they were waiting to pick up their actual diplomas and they caught up for like a brief moment

[01:24:16] Uh an important note is that his girlfriend was not at graduation

[01:24:20] Okay

[01:24:21] For future insight. Okay. Okay. So every couple of months

[01:24:26] Our messenger would get a random dm from this boy asking like how's life going? How are you liking college and

[01:24:33] Every single time he would ask. Oh, do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend yet?

[01:24:36] Uh-uh

[01:24:38] And then this goes now we're in present day

[01:24:41] Okay, a month ago maybe a couple months ago because I think this one has been sitting for a little bit

[01:24:46] Okay. Yeah, so one month before this was submitted to us

[01:24:49] This boy adds our messenger on snap and asks me to hang out. No, okay

[01:24:55] No, they went out for ice cream

[01:24:58] And he told her that he had broken up with his long-term girlfriend that it was super messy

[01:25:03] And that the relationship was the reason why he stopped talking to her in high school because she asked him not to be our messenger's

[01:25:09] Friend anymore and so he did

[01:25:11] No, no, no, no, no

[01:25:14] One thing to note as well is that they live in la

[01:25:17] and he had gotten into college in new york and wanted to go

[01:25:21] And his girlfriend at the time said if you go to new york i'm gonna break up with you

[01:25:25] Because they're in la

[01:25:28] Going to usc

[01:25:30] And now looking back he wishes he had gone to school in new york and just broken up with her then

[01:25:35] Like who why your partner is the reason we are picking colleges. This is crazy as hell when you're like a child still

[01:25:43] Like that's crazy. Yeah, it's not like med school where you're like, oh I need to apply like where my partner like shut up stand up

[01:25:51] Yeah

[01:25:51] And so then he also said that the reason why his girlfriend wasn't at high school graduation was because she didn't actually pass enough classes

[01:25:58] To graduate

[01:26:00] Um, which is also probably explains why he decided to talk to her on graduation day instead of ignore her

[01:26:07] Like our messenger because his girlfriend wasn't there

[01:26:10] so then

[01:26:12] Like they talked for hours on this hangout

[01:26:14] And it came up that he used to have a crush in middle school on our messenger

[01:26:20] And our messenger says oh, yeah, I used to like you too and he goes. Oh man. I wish you'd told me back then

[01:26:26] This is crazy, they talked until 1 a.m. It's giving romcom. It's giving romcom

[01:26:34] So then the next day he texts her and says oh when will you be down to hang out again?

[01:26:38] And they made plans for the following week

[01:26:40] Okay, they went to

[01:26:42] A thai restaurant in santa monica

[01:26:44] Which was like a little bit fancy and our messenger panic called their friend to be like how do I make it known?

[01:26:49] That this is not a date like we're just hanging out because she's not interested

[01:26:53] She got over her crush in the sixth grade, yeah, yeah, we moved on with her life. Yeah, um

[01:26:59] so

[01:27:00] When the check came he tried to like pay for it and kind of make a datey

[01:27:04] And she immediately venmoed him for her half of the bill because she's like no it's not a date

[01:27:09] Correct. Um, they then went for a walk on the santa monica pier

[01:27:14] Um because there is a really good ice cream place there that our messenger would definitely recommend

[01:27:19] Um, but

[01:27:21] Name please it was at sunset. So it was like kind of romantic

[01:27:24] So our messenger says that they were they've never avoided eye contact or called someone bro

[01:27:29] So much in their life because they were trying to be like it is not a date. I love our messenger

[01:27:34] Our messenger is a real one. I love her

[01:27:37] and so

[01:27:38] Again, like on the last time they hung out they hung out until like one of them

[01:27:41] So I kind of also get why he got the wrong impression because like they yeah until 1 a.m

[01:27:45] And they're talking about crushes right and all that stuff. Yeah

[01:27:49] And I guess they also were talking about like kisses because our messenger had mentioned on their last hangout that

[01:27:55] She had never had a kiss that she had enjoyed because guys know and they do stupid stuff after

[01:28:01] So when they were walking like on the pier

[01:28:04] He said he wanted to change that for her

[01:28:07] And she said no, thanks

[01:28:08] It's not your problem and started walking even further away from like a solid two foot wide gap between them walking on the pier

[01:28:16] Ah

[01:28:17] The thing is yeah, like if you were you know, like a real toxic person

[01:28:21] Yes, this is how you get someone to kiss you. But since you're not

[01:28:26] This is horrible. Yeah

[01:28:28] You know, it's okay. But like every again, she's young. She'll yeah

[01:28:32] This is a time to they're all young and so about a half hour after this

[01:28:36] He's driving her home because obviously he drove her to the day. She's

[01:28:40] Brandon on the Santa Monica pier

[01:28:42] Um

[01:28:43] And they passed a park that they used to go to together when they were kids

[01:28:47] So he parks the car and he starts walking around the park and it's like very awkward. Oh

[01:28:53] And then

[01:28:55] He very awkwardly asks our messenger. Oh, have you ever had sex?

[01:29:01] And our messenger says no, she's 19. She's insecure

[01:29:03] She also covid hit like right in her junior like oh no, you do not need to have a reason

[01:29:09] Um, and also you don't even need a reason. Yeah, like and so

[01:29:14] She's like comfortable she's like, oh no, ha ha

[01:29:17] And she was oh have you like in a joking way because she's like you weren't a like a five to six year relationship

[01:29:23] Like obviously like I would think that you have and he said no

[01:29:27] And our messenger says her jaw could have hit the floor

[01:29:32] You know boys be lying about this kind of stuff. Yeah, yo, who knows if he's lying or not

[01:29:36] But he says oh like are you waiting to be in a relationship like or would you just do it with a friend to get it over

[01:29:45] And our messenger says oh, yeah, I don't want to yet like i'm not whatever I don't want to job

[01:29:49] And he goes, oh I want to get it over with now because I don't want to turn 20 having never done it

[01:29:54] So like this so immature and then he says oh

[01:29:58] What would you consider doing it with me just to like have done it with someone? You know well and like not a stranger

[01:30:05] I'm about to say especially after she turned down the kiss. It's like why are you still trying like embarrassing?

[01:30:11] And our messenger said no

[01:30:13] And then he took her home and our messenger just wanted to say men are wild out here

[01:30:17] Listen men have no shame out here. That's the problem

[01:30:22] Like why are you doing this kind of dumbassery? I literally cannot imagine

[01:30:28] Soliciting like asking someone for a kiss

[01:30:31] And they turn me down cold

[01:30:33] Mm-hmm first of all, I'm very me right then like literally you'll never see me again

[01:30:39] Mm-hmm kill me

[01:30:41] But to then push it further and be like, okay, but like do you want to sex with me? No, stop

[01:30:47] Like stand up

[01:30:49] Oh

[01:30:50] My god, I'm so sorry. You have to deal with this like I

[01:30:55] I

[01:30:56] Hmm again, that's her neighbor like her childhood home whenever she was back home for like a break in college

[01:31:01] He's gonna probably have to see this guy

[01:31:03] And here's what I would like the messenger with a good thing that came out of this messenger

[01:31:07] Is now if you do want someone to kiss you you have a great line

[01:31:13] Okay, this is how toxic queens are made

[01:31:17] Okay, so I got you. She has a lot of potential

[01:31:21] Yes, I just feel like you're you're forgetting that you have potential so f that into kyrsha

[01:31:28] And let's work on making you toxic

[01:31:32] Let's tasha be your mentor let me in just like kendrick said let me be your mentor

[01:31:40] Oh

[01:31:41] But yes

[01:31:42] That is our anonymous. I thought this one was so fun

[01:31:47] Um, and it made me laugh a lot and so I really appreciate

[01:31:53] Our messenger sending this in and you know what if this brought up any memories of mess for anyone listening, please

[01:32:00] Send your mess in tinyyourall.com

[01:32:03] Mess magnets we are getting so low on anonymous

[01:32:08] So, please please please submit your mess

[01:32:11] It doesn't even have to be true. It could be a lie. We don't care

[01:32:14] Um, but

[01:32:16] If you send mess in the next little bit

[01:32:17] There's a good chance that we'll get read because we don't have a lot on the docket right now

[01:32:21] We've a little bit left, but we don't have a ton left. So would really really appreciate those submissions

[01:32:29] And yeah again look at us we did a we did another podcast it's late so we made it a long one

[01:32:35] Uh, great job to both of us as per usual obviously

[01:32:39] And yeah, we're gonna miss y'all next week, I mean I will well us together will be missed i'll miss you sasha next week

[01:32:46] I mean i'm gonna miss you. What the heck? I'm mad. You're not coming

[01:32:49] Tell it to the airlines, baby. I know

[01:32:53] Also, um one more thing. Sorry before we go. I did forget to bring up because there's so much

[01:32:59] Uh is that?

[01:33:01] There was a girl in a little girl in the background of drake's

[01:33:06] Uh song family matters like on a poster I think

[01:33:10] and

[01:33:12] You know that allegedly was a 12 year old and drake is saying that it was a setup

[01:33:17] well, okay, but that's the thing like drake is like kind of saying it's a setup, but

[01:33:23] You'd think he would be coming out a lot stronger

[01:33:26] Against it

[01:33:28] The thing is that's just my opinion. Someone just do the real journalism. That's what I want. Okay

[01:33:33] I just need we need it. That's begging for um

[01:33:37] recap

[01:33:38] Kickback to do the get bring out the whiteboard chapelle. We're we're ready. We're waiting. Okay, but with that

[01:33:46] Thank you everyone for listening. Please give us a five star review

[01:33:50] Please help us out send us your anonymous. Okay, like kirsten said link is in file

[01:33:56] And kirsten, where can the people find you?

[01:34:00] Yes, so this week I was on the 90 day fiancee

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